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Q. Why did the vampire become an actor? A. He wanted a part he could dig his teeth into!

A
Actor Jokes –
Autumn Jokes

| Actor Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Actor Gnome Jokes |
| Actor Pick-Up Lines |
| Acute Medical Humor |
| AI Humor |
| Air Travel Puns |
| Alien Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Alien High Jokes |
| Alley Puns |
| Amphibian Jokes |
| Anatomy Jokes | 2 |
| Ancient Aliens Jokes |
| Ancient Astronaut Theory LOLs |
| Androd Jokes |
| Animal Hospital Humor |

| Animal Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Animal Music Jokes |
| Animal Pick-Up Lines |
| Animal Poop Puns |
| Animal Pothead Puns |
| Animal Walks Into a Bar Jokes |
| Ankle Jokes |
| Ape Jokes |
| Apiary Jokes |
| Apple Jokes |
| Apt Author Jokes |
| Arachnid Jokes |
| Arm Jokes |
| Arresting Puns |
| Arr-ful Buccaneer Puns |
| Arr! Talk Like A Pirate Jokes | 2 |
| Arse Jokes |
| Artificial Intelligence Jokes |
| Artist Jokes | 2 |
| Arty Pick-Up Lines |
| Ass Jokes | 2 |
| Astrology Jokes |
| Astronaut Jokes |
| Athlete Jokes |
| Author Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Author Unknown |
| Auto Mechanic Jokes |
| Autumn Jokes |

If Satan lost his hair, would there be Hell toupee?

B
Baboon
Jokes – Butter Jokes

| Baboon Jokes |
| Bacon Jokes |
| Bad Asp Puns |
| Bacteria Jokes |
| Bad Back Jokes |
| Bad Hair Jokes | 2 |
| Bald Jokes |
| Balls Jokes |
| Banana Funs | 2 | 3 |
| Baker Jokes, Bakery Puns | 2 |
| Banker Jokes, Banking Puns |
| Banker Pick-Up Lines |
| Barbeque Jokes |
| Barber Jokes | 2 |
| Barely Legal Jokes | 2 |
| Bargain Humor |
| Barista Jokes |

| Bar Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Bar Pick-Up Lines |
| Bartender Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 |
| Basketball Puns |
| Bat Jokes |

| Bathroom Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Batman Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Batman Chat Ups |
| Battery Jokes |
| BBQ Jokes |
| Beard Jokes |
| Bear Jokes |
| Beef Jokes | 2 |
| Bee Jokes |
| Beer Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Beer IS Better! |
| Berry Funny Jokes |
| Best Seller Jokes |
| Beverage Puns |
| Bicycle Jokes |
| Bigfoot Jokes | 1 | 2 |
| Biker Jokes |
| Biker Gnome Puns |
| Bird Jokes |

| Birthday Party Jokes |
| Biting Puns |

| Black Jokes |
| Black Widow Jokes |
| Blonde Jokes | 2 |
| Bloody Funny | 2 |
| Blossom Jokes |
| Blue Jeans Jokes |
| Blue Jokes |
| Blunt Weed Humor | 2 |
| Boat Jokes |
| Body Jokes |
| Bodybuilder Jokes |
| Bony Jokes | 2 |
| Boob Job Jokes |
| Boob Tube Jokes |
| Booger Jokes |
| Book Jokes |
| Borg Jokes |
| Bot Jokes |
| Boutique Jokes |
| Bowling Jokes |
| Boxing Jokes |
| Boyfriend Jokes |
| Bra Jokes |

| Brainy Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

| Brain Puns | 2 |
| Brainiac Gnome Jokes |
| Brainy Zombie Jokes |
| Brassy Music Jokes |
| Bread Jokes |
| Breakfast Jokes |
| Breakup Jokes |
| Breast Jokes |
| Brewed Puns |
| Brew Pub Puns |
| British Travel Jokes |
| Broadcast News Jokes |
| Bro Jokes |
| Bronco Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Brown Jokes |
| Brunch Jokes |
| Bud Jokes |
| Buggy Puns |
| Bulk Buying Jokes |
| Bunny Jokes |
| Burger Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Burglar Jokes, Burglary Puns |
| Burned Out Bulb Jokes |
| Burro Jokes |
| Butcher Jokes |
| Butt Jokes |
| Butter Jokes |

Scary Pun: Cannibals Like to Meat People.

C
C-3PO Jokes – Cyberman Jokes

| C-3PO Jokes |
| Cab Jokes, Cabbie Puns |
| Calf Jokes |
| Camping Jokes |
| Candy Jokes |
| Cannibal Jokes |

| Cannabis Puns | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Cap Puns |
| Caped Crusader Jokes |
| Cardiac Jokes |
| Car Jokes |
| Car Mechanic Jokes |
| Carrot Jokes |
| Carry Out Food Jokes |
| Cat Lady Jokes |
| Cat Puns and Wildcat Jokes |
| Catsup Jokes |
| Caturday LOLs |
| Cell Phone Jokes |
| Cemetery Jokes |
| Cents-Less Jokes | 2 |
| Cerebral Jokes | 2 |
| Chauffeur Jokes |
| Cheap Jokes |
| Cheeky Humor |
| Cheese Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Cheesy Pick-Up| Lines | 2 |
| Cheesy Gnome Puns |
| Cheesy Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Cheetah Jokes |
| Chef Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Chef Come-Ons |
| Chef Gnome Jokes |
| Chef Tunes, Culinary Beats |
| Chemistry Jokes |
| Chewbacca Puns |
| Chicken Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Chicken Road Jokes |
| Chile Pepper Puns |
| Chimpanzee Jokes |
| Chiropractor Jokes |
| Chiroptera Jokes |
| Chowder Jokes |

| Christmas Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Christmas Animal Jokes |
| Christmas Come-Ons | 2 |
| Christmas Music Jokes |
| Chocolate Jokes |
| Chuck Norris Jokes |
| Cinema Jokes |
| Circus Jokes |
| Classical Music Jokes |
| Classroom Humor |
| Clef-er Puns |
| Clever Hipster Jokes |
| Clown Jokes |
| Cobweb Jokes |
| Cock Jokes |
| Cocktail Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Coffee Jokes | 2 |
| Coin Jokes |
| Color Jokes |

| Colorado Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Colorado Bigfoot Jokes |
| Colorado Cannabis Jokes |
| Colorado Come-Ons |
| Colorado Commuter Jokes |
| Colorado Craft Beer Puns |
| Colorado Cuisine Jokes |
| Colorado Fashion Jokes |
| Colorado Hiking Jokes |
| Colorado Munchies |
| Colorado Music Jokes |

| Colorado Native Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Colorado Nightlife Jokes |
| CO Sports Jokes |
| Colorado Tourism |
| Colorado Weather Jokes |
| Colorado Wildlife Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Comedian Jokes |
| Comb Over Jokes |
| Computer Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Condiment Jokes |
| Constipation Jokes |
| Contagious Laughs |
| Contractor Jokes |
| Convict Jokes |
| Cookie Jokes |
| Cop Cuisine Jokes |
| Cop Jokes |

| Corny Come-On Lines | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |

| Cosmology Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Cougar Jokes |
| Couples Humor |
| Cowboy Jokes |
| Cow Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Cows In Space Jokes |
| Crappy Puns | 2 |
| Crappy Gnome Puns |
| Crazy Puns |
| Creepy Gnomes |
| Crime Jokes |
| Criminal Puns |
| Croak Jokes |
| Cross the Road Jokes |
| Cucumber Jokes |
| Curiousity Jokes |
| Cutting Edge Humor |
| Cyberman Jokes |
| Cybernetics Humor |
| Cyborg Jokes |
| Cyborg Hookup Humor |

Q. How do you change tires on a duck? A. With a Quacker Jack.

D
Daddy Long Legs Jokes –
Dungarees Jokes

| Daddy Long Legs Jokes |
| Dad Jokes |
| Daily Groaner Jokes |
| Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| DC Comics Humor |
| Dalek Puns |
2 |
| Dance Jokes, Dancer Puns |
| Dateless Humor |
| Dating Jokes |
| Darth Vader Dark Side Humor |
| Deaf Jokes |
| Deer Humor |
| Deli Puns, Delicatessen Jokes |
| Delusional Puns |
| Denim Pants Puns |
| Dentist Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

| Denver Broncos Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

| Denver Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Denver Cannabis Jokes |
| Denver Dog Puns |
| Dessert Jokes | 2 |
| Detective Jokes |
| Diarrhea Jokes |
| Diet Puns |
| Disease Humor |
| Disco Jokes |
| Divorce Jokes |

| Doctor Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

| Doctor Who Jokes |
| Dog Jokes | 2 |
| Donkey Puns |
| Donut Jokes, Doughnut Puns |
| Dracula Jokes |
| Dress Jokes |
| Drive Thru Jokes |
| Driving Violation Humor |
| Droid Dating Jokes |
| Dr Smith Jokes |
| Druggist Jokes |
| Drummer Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes |
| Dumb Blonde Jokes |
| Dumb Weed Jokes |
| Drunk Puns |

| Drunken Gnomes |
| Duck Jokes |
| Dungarees Jokes |

Q. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A. Spocktacles!

E
Ear Jokes –
Eyewear Jokes

| Ear Jokes |
| Easter Bunny Jokes |
| Edible Puns |
| EDU Humor |
| Egg Jokes |
| Eight-Legged Laughs |
| Elbow Jokes |
| Electrician Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes |
| Elf Jokes |
| Enterprise Captains |
| ENT Jokes |
| Entertaining Gnomes |
| Equine Humor |
| ESP Puns |
| E.T. Alien Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Ex-Wife Jokes |
| Extraterrestrial Puns |
| Eye-Ronic Puns |

| Eye Doctor Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Eye Puns |
| Eyewear Jokes |

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart? 'Cause you just BLEW me away!

F
Facebook Jokes – Futuristic Medical Puns

| Facebook Jokes |
| Face Jokes |
| Farm Animal Jokes |
| Farmer Jokes |

| Farm Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Family Jokes |
| Fart Jokes |
| Fashion Jokes |
2 | 3 |
| Fast Food Jokes |
| Father Jokes |
| Feet Jokes |
| Feline Jokes |
| Female Body Puns |
| Female Jokes |
| Female Superheroes |
| Fertilizer Jokes |
| Figure Jokes |
| Film Jokes |
| Fine Puns |
| Finger Jokes |
| Finny Fish Puns |
| Fishing Puns |
| Fish Jokes |
| Fisherman Puns |
| Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Financial Jokes |
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes | 2 |
| Flatulence Laughs |
| Flower Jokes, Florist Puns |

| Food Jokes and Foodie Humor |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 |

| Food Jokes to Go |
| Food Shopping Jokes |
| Football Jokes |
| Foot Jokes |
| Friday Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Friday the 13th Humor |
| Fried Funs |
| Frightful Moans |
| Frog Jokes |
| Fruit Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Football Jokes |
| Fully Charged Puns |
| Funky Chicken Jokes |
| Furniture Jokes |
| Futbol Jokes |
| Futuristic Medical Puns |

G
Gnome Jokes –
Gym Troll Jokes

| Gnome Joke! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |
| 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |

| Gnome Author Humor |
| Gnome Cheese Puns! |

| Gnome Chef Jokes |
| Gnome Dating Jokes |
| Gnome Diet Jokes |
| Gnome Grown Weed Humor |
| Gnome Gym |
| Gnome Kidding! |
| Gnome Music Jokes |
| Gnome Party Jokes |
| Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Gnome Pothead Puns |
| Gnome Puns Intended |
| Gnome Sci-Fi Puns |
| Gnome Travel Jokes |

| Gym Troll Jokes |

Q. Which types of electronic gadgets never make users angry? A. Ire-Less Devices!

G
Gadget Jokes –
Gym Jokes

| Gadget Jokes |
| Galactic Empire Jokes |
| Galactic Space Groans |
| Gambling Jokes |
| Gam Jokes |
| Ganja Music Jokes |

| Gardening Jokes and Garden Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Garden Gnome Jokes |
| Garden Manure Humor |

| Germ Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes |
| Ghoulish Puns |
| Giorgio Tsoukalos Jokes |
| Girlfriend Jokes |
| Glasses Jokes |
| Gnome Puns Intended! |
| Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Golden Jokes |
| Golfer Jokes |
| Good Ol' Boy Jokes |
| Goose Jokes |
| Gorilla Jokes |
| Grandparent Jokes |
| Grass Jokes |
| Graveyard Jokes |
| Gray Area Jokes |
| Green Color Jokes |
| Green Hulk Laughs |

| Green Man Alien Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Green Munchies |
| Grilling Puns |

| Groaner Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |

| Grocery Store Jokes |
| Groggy Jokes |
| Guitar Humor Rifts |
| Guy Jokes |
| Gym Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Gym Hookups |
| Gym Troll Jokes |

Wookie Asks: What makes music on your hair? A. A head band!

H
Hair Club for Men Jokes –
Huband Jokes

| Hair Club for Men Jokes |
| Hair Salon Jokes |
| Hairy Jokes | 2 |
| Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Halloween Music Jokes |
| Halloween Treats |
| Ham Jokes |
| Hamburger Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Hand Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes |
| Happy Hour Humor |
| Hare Humor |
| Harley Davidson Jokes |
| Hat Jokes |
| Haunted House Humor |
| Haute Couter Jokes |
| Head Jokes |
| Headwear Jokes |
| Health Care Jokes |
| Hearing Jokes |
| Heart Jokes |
| He Man Humor |
| High Seas Humor | 2 |
| High Tech Gadget Jokes |
| Highway Jokes |
| Highway Patrol Jokes |
| Hiking Jokes |
| Hillybilly Humor |
| Hind End Humor |
| Hip Hop Humor |
| Hipster Jokes |
| Hipster Pick-Up Lines |
| Hive Humor |
| Hog Humor |
| Holiday Gnomes |
| Holiday Party Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Hollywood Humor |
| Home Contractor Jokes |
| Home Delivry Jokes |
| Hooker Jokes |
| Hooking Up Humor |
| Honeymoon Jokes |
| Hoopster Humor |
| Hooter Jokes |
| Hornet Jokes |
| Horse Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Hospital Puns |
| Hot Body Jokes |
| Hot Dog Humor |
| Hot Pepper Puns |
| Hot Summer Jokes |
| House Cat Jokes |
| The Hulk Hookups |
| Human Anatomy Jokes |
| Humerus Jokes |
| Humor That Sucks |
| Hump Day Humor |
| Husband Jokes |

Hulk Humor: Got angry at a chef in an Italian restaurant and gave him a pizza my mind

I
Ice Cream Jokes – Italian Food Puns

| Ice Cream Jokes |
| Illuminating Zodiac Jokes |
| Impotent Puns |
| Incarceration Jokes |

| Incredible Hulk Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

| Incredible Green Hulk Jokes |
| In-Law Jokes |
| Inner Body Jokes |
| Insect Puns |
| In Tents Puns |
| Internal Organ Jokes |
| Interesting Puns |
| Internet Jokes |

| Italian Food Puns | 2 | 3 |

Joggers hafe a funny one-liner that keeps cirulating among them. It's a running joke!

J
Jack Rabbit Jokes –
Jumpy Jokes

| Jack Rabbit Jokes |
| Jail Jokes |
| Jalapeno Jokes |
| Java Jokes | 2 |
| Jeans Jokes |
| Jedi Jokes |

| Job Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |

| Jogging Jokes |
| Jokes About Jokes |
| Juggler Jokes |
| Jumpy Jokes |

Music Pun: I break into song because I can't find the key.

K
Kangaroo Jokes –
Knuckle Jokes

| Kangaroo Jokes |
| Ketchup Jokes |
| Key Jokes |
| Keyboard Music Jokes |
| Keyed Up Come-Ons |
| KFC Jokes |
| Killer Humor |
| King Kong Jokes |
| Kisser Jokes |
| Kitchen Jokes |
| Kitty Kat Jokes |
| Klingon Puns |
| Knee Jokes |
| Knock Out Humor |
| Knuckle Jokes |

Blonde Borgs Have Same Fu!

L
Ladies Apparel Puns –
Lynx Jokes

| Ladies Apparel Puns |
| Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |

| Lady Jokes |
| Lamb Jokes |
| Landlord Puns |
| Lawn Jokes |
| Lawyer Jokes |
| Leaf Humor |
| Legal Weed Jokes |
| Leg Jokes |
| Lemon Jokes |
| Leopard Jokes |
| Level-Headed Humor |
| Levi's Jokes |
| Librarian Jokes |
| Library Book Humor |

| Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Limousine Jokes |
| Lion Jokes |
| Liquor Jokes |
| Literary Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Little Green Man Jokes |
| Live Performance Puns |
| Lock Up Laughs |
| Locksmith Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| Locksmith Pick-Up Lines |
| Lost Gnomes |
| Lost in Space Jokes |
| Lover Jokes and Love Puns |
| Lunar Laughs |
| Lynx Jokes |

A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway.

M
Magic Jokes –
Mutard Jokes

| Magician Jokes, Magic Puns |
| Male Body Jokes |
| Mannoth Jokes |
| Mane Event Puns |
| Manly Man Jokes |

| Marijuana Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Marijuana Mantras |
| Market Humor |
| Maroon Puns |
| Marriage Jokes |
| Mars Puns |
| Mars Rover Jokes |
| Marsupial Jokes |
| Martian Jokes |
| Math Humor |
| Marvel Comics Jokes |
| Meathead Humor |
| Meat Jokes |
| Mechanic Jokes |
| Mechanical Man Jokes |
| Medical Jokes |
| Men's Hair Jokes |
| Mice Jokes |
| Mile High Club Jokes |
| Mile High Buzz |
| Mile High Music Jokes |
| Miles High Puns |
| Milk Jokes |
| Millinery Jokes |
| Mime Jokes |
| Mind Reader Jokes |
| Mixologist Jokes |
| Mom Jokes and Mother Puns |
| Monday Puns | 2 | 3 |

| Money Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Monkey Jokes |
| Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Moon Jokes |
| Motion Picture Humor |
| Motorcycle Jokes |
| Mountain Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Mountain Climbing Jokes |
| Mouse Jokes |
| Mouthy Puns |
| Movie Jokes |
| Mower Jokes |
| Mr. Data Humor |
| Mr. Spock Puns | 2 |
| Mum Jokes |
| Mummy Puns |
| Munchies Jokes |
| Muscleman Jokes |
| Musician Jokes |
| Music Pick-Up Lines |

| Music Jokes, Musician Puns |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |

| Musical Gnomes |
| Musical Superhero Jokes |
| Music Composer Jokes |
| Mustard Jokes |

Worf you ready for some football? Go Broncos!

N
Nacho Jokes –
Nurse Puns

| Nacho Jokes |
| Naked Puns |
| Nasal Puns |
| Native Coloradan Jokes |
| Net Humor |
| New Year's Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes |

| Noteworthy Puns |
| Noel Notes |
| Noggin Jokes |
| Noodle Jokes |
| Nose Jokes |
| Novel Jokes |
| Nudist Jokes |
| Numismatic Jokes |
| Nurse Puns |

What rhymes with orange? A. No, it doesn't!

O
Occupation Jokes – Out of This World Puns

| Occupation Jokes |
| Off Broadway Laughs |
| Off Key Jokes |
| Oh Crap! |

| Old Never Die Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

| OMG! Religion Jokes |
| Onion Jokes |
| On the Ball Sports Jokes |
| Ophthalmology Jokes |
| Opportunity Jokes |
| Optician Puns |
| Optometry Jokes |
| Orange Puns |
| Orange Color Jokes |
| Orangutan Jokes |
| Orchard Jokes |
| OTC Drug Jokes |

| Outer Space Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Outfit Jokes |
| Out of This World Puns |
| Owl Jokes |

Seven Day Without a Pun ... Makes One Weak

P
Pachyderm
Puns –
Pussy Puns

| Pachyderm Puns |
| Painful Puns | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
| 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |

| Pancake Puns |
| Pantomime Puns |
| Pants Jokes |
| Party Animal Puns |

| Party Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Pasta Puns |
| Pecker Jokes |
| Pee Puns, #1 Humor |
| Penis Puns |
| Penitentiary Jokes |
| Penny Puns | 2 |
| People Eater Jokes |
| Pepper Jokes |
| Pepperoni Jokes |
| Petal Puns |

| Pet Animal Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

| Pet Cat Jokes |
| Pet Rodent Jokes |

| Pharmaceutical Jokes |

| Physician Jokes |
| Physics Puns |
| Physique Jokes |
| Phone Jokes | 2 |
| Piano Puns |

| Pick-Up Lines |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 |

| Pickle Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Pike's Peak Bigfoot Jokes |
| Pig Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Pine Puns
|

| Pirate Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |

| Pirate Arr! |
| Pirate Hookup Lines |
| Pirate Cuisine Jokes |
| Pizza Puns to Go |
| Planetary Puns |
| Play Acting Puns |
| Plumber Puns |
| PMS Jokes |
| Podiatrist Jokes |
| Poetry Jokes |
| Poker Player Jokes |

| Police Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

| Police Food Jokes |
| Police Pick Ups | 2 |
| Pony Jokes |
| Pork Jokes |
| Porno Jokes, Porn Star Puns |
| Potato Puns |
| Pot Poetry Jokes |
| Pothead Party Puns |
| Pouch Jokes |
| Poultry Puns |
| Powerful Puns |
| Pregnant Puns |
| Pride Jokes |
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| Prism Color Jokes |
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| Pulled Over Puns |
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| Punch Line Puns |
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| Puns That Smart |
| Puns That Suck |
| Purchasing Puns |
| Purple Jokes |
| Purr Puns |
| Pussy Puns |

How much is the moon worth? One Dollar because it has 4 quarters!

Q
Quarter Jokes –
Q. Riddles?

| Quarter Jokes |
| Questionable Riddles |
| Q. Answers. |
| Q. Riddles? |

Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!

R
R2-D
2 Jokes
– Rye Bread Jokes

| R2-D2 Jokes |
| Rabbit Jokes |
| Railroad Jokes |
| Rancher Jokes |
| Rap Music Puns |
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| Reading Humor |
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| Restaurant Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Ribbit Jokes |

| Riddles & Dumb Answers |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Road Trip Jokes |
| Roars of Laughter |
| Robber Jokes, Robbery Puns |
| Robot Jokes, Robotics Humor |
| Robot Pick-Up Lines |
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| Rockin' Band Jokes |
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| Rosy Puns |
| Rover Jokes |
| Rug Jokes |
| Running Jokes |
| Rye Bread Jokes |

Q. How do you murder a salad? A. Go for the carrot-id artery!

S
Salad Jokes –
Swimming Puns

| Salad Jokes |
| Salesman Jokes |
| Salty Pirate Pick-Up Lines |
| Santa Claus Jokes | 2 |
| Sappy Puns |
| Sasquatch Jokes | 2 |

| Saturday LOLs | 2 | 3 |
| Sax and Violins Puns |
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| Scary Funny Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 |
| 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 |

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| Scary Music |
| Scary Pick-Up Lines |
| Scene-ic Puns |
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| Science Jokes | 2 |
| Scientist Chat Ups |

| Sci-Fi Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |

| Sci-Fi Bartender Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2 |
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| Sea Captain Puns |
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| Sick Medical Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Sick Pick-Up Lines |
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| Skiing Jokes |
| Slacks Humor |
| Smart Phone Puns |

| Smart Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |

| Snack Puns |
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| Space Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Spaced Out Puns |
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| Spooky Chat Up Lines |

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| 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Sports Animal Jokes |
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| Sports Pick-Ups |
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| Stake Our Humor |
| Standup Comedian Jokes |

| Star Trek Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |

| Star Trek Captain Jokes |
| Star Trek Spock Puns | 2 |
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| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Star Trek Trekkie Jokes |
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| Star Wars Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
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| Super Chuck Norris Jokes |

| Superhero Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |

| Superhero Loo | 2 |
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| Superhero Pick-Up Lines | 2 |
| Superman Jokes |
| Superman Come-Ons |
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| Sure-Footed Humor |
| Surveiliance Jokes |
| Surgeon Jokes |
| Swimming Puns |

Q. How do you get a trombonist off your porch? A. Pay hin for the pizza!

T
Take Out Food Jokes –
Twitter Jokes

| Take Out Food Jokes |
| Talk Like A Pirate Jokes | 2 |
| Taco Jokes |
| Tarantula Jokes |
| Tasty Puns |
| Tater Puns |
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| T-Bone Steak Jokes |
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| Tech Jokes and Techie Puns |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

| Tech Support Jokes |
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| Television Jokes |
| Teller Jokes |
| Tennis Jokes |
| Testicle Jokes |
| Tex-Mex Puns |
| Thanksgiving Jokes |
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| The Borg Jokes |
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| Thespian Hookup Lines |
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| Thirstday Puns |
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| Thursday Humor |
| Thyme Puns |
| Ticket Jokes |
| Tiger Jokes |
| Time Jokes |
| Time Travel Jokes |
| Tin Foil Hat Jokes |
| Toad Puns |
| Toast Jokes |
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| Toilet Jokes | 2 |
| Toilet Paper Jokes, TP Puns |
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| Tongue Jokes |
| Toothless Groans |
| Toupee Puns |
| Tourist Jokes |

| Trachea Jokes |
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| Traffic Humor |
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| Travel Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

| Travel Hookups |
| Trebled Puns |
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| Trekkie Jokes |
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| Trombone and Trumpet Jokes |
| Trooper Humor |
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| Tuesday Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Turd Jokes and Turdy Puns | 2 |
| Turf Jokes |
| Turkey Jokes |
| TV Show Puns |
| Twitter Jokes |

What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!

U
Uber Jokes –
USA States Jokes

| Uber Jokes |
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| UFO Investigator Jokes |

| UFO Jokes |

| Ufology Humor |
| Undead Puns |
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| Unheard of Humor |
| Un-Marry Puns |
| Unspoken Jokes |
| Uranus Puns |
| Urine Jokes, Urologist Puns |
| USA States Jokes |

Q. Where do vampires get all their jokes? A. From crypt Writers!

V
Vacation Jokes – Vulcan Puns

| Vacation Jokes |

| Valentine's Day Jokes |
| 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |

| VD Day Pick-Up Lines |

| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
| Vampire Performing Arts |

| Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns |
| Veggie Jokes, Vegetable Puns |
| Veterinarian Jokes, Vet Humor |
| Viagra Jokes |
| Vino Puns | 2 | 3 |
| Violin Jokes |
| Viper Jokes |
| Viral Humor |
| Virus Jokes |
| Vocalist Humor |

| Vodka Jokes |
| Vulcan Puns | 2 |

Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!

W
Wallaby Jokes –
Wurst Puns

| Wallaby Jokes |
| Wart Jokes |
| Wasp Jokes |
| Weak Day Humor |
| Weatherman Humor |
| Weather Jokes |

| Web Puns |
| Wedding Jokes |
| Wednesday Jokes | 2 | 3 |

| Weed Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Weed Hookup Lines | 2 | 3 |
| Weed Light Bulb Jokes |
| Weed Music Jokes |
| Weedy Funny Gnomes |
| Weedy Funny Munchies |
| Weekend Jokes |
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| Well-Done Puns |
| Werewolf Jokes |
| White Jokes |
| Whovian Jokes |
| Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? |
| Wife Jokes |
| Wig Jokes, Wigged Out Puns |

| Wildlife Animal Jokes |
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 |
| 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |

| Wild Animal Music Beasts |
| Wildcat Jokes |
| Will Robinson Jokes |
| Wine Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Winter Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Winter Hookup Lines |
| Witch Humor |
| Woman Jokes |
| Women's Fashion Jokes |
| Woody Puns |
| Wooly Mammoth Jokes |
| Wookiee Puns |
| World Traveler Jokes |
| Work Jokes |
| Workout Puns |
| Wrist Jokes |
| Writer Jokes |
| Wry Whiskey Jokes |
| Wurst Puns |

Q. What do you call a smelly Santa Claus? A. Farter Christmas!

X Y Z
Xmas Jokes –
Zoo Vet Jokes

| Xmas Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 |
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |

| Xmas Animal Jokes |
| Xmas Come-Ons | 2 |
| Xmas Music Jokes |
| Xmas Tree Jokes |
| X-Ray Jokes |
| X-Ray-ted Puns |

| Yard Jokes |
| Yellow Jokes |
| Yeti Jokes | 2 |
| Yoda Jokes |

| Zodiac Light Bulb Jokes |
| Zombie Jokes |
| Zoo Vet Jokes |

Got 404 message and some un gnome error?

#
404 PC Puns –
#1 Humor

| 12-Inch Jokes |
| 4th Rock Humor |
| 404 PC Puns |
| 420 Jokes |
| 6th Sense Jokes |
| 14-er Jokes |
| Friday the 13th Humor |
| #1 Humor, Pee Jokes |

7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!


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