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Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.A good baker always rises to the occasion. It's the yeast he can do!They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.

Did you hear about the fight in the kitchen? A fish got battered.

Q. What do bakers give ladies on special occasions?
A. Flours

Did you hear about the sauna that serves lunch? They specialize in steamed mussels.

Why does this cheese look normal? Because the rest on the platter are crackers.I used to work at Starbucks, but I got tired of the daily grind.Stir Fry Cooks Come From All Woks of Life

Q. What do you call cheese that's acting crazy?
A. A Basket Queso

If you say "Pumpkin Spice Latte" three times, a girl in yoga pants will appear and tell you all the good things about fall.

Q. What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup?
A. Won Ton

Q. Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? A. Because They Cantaloupe!Top Bakers Trade Bread Recipes on a Knead To Know Basis.Q. What do you call dyslexic American cheese that's sad? A. Bleu Cheese

Q. Why did the melon go out with a fig?
A. He couldn't find a date.

Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
A. Dough-Nuts

Q. Why did the one-legged clown leave the cheesy circus?
A. Because he couldn't get his Stilton.

Q. Where did the psychiastrist eat lunch? A. Kentucky Freud ChickenA girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.Diet Pun: A Lot of Dieting Is Wishful Shrinking

When two egotists meet for lunch, it's an I for an I.

Q. What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A. Lettuce get together.

Willpower is the ability to resist temptation until you can be sure nobody's looking...

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