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Hot Dog Puns, Wiener Jokes, Frankfurter Humor
Bite into funny hot dog jokes, grilly sausage puns, and weenie humor you'll relish.

Funny Hot Dog Humor, Frank Jokes, Wurst Puns
(Because Ballpark Hot Dog Fights and Hot Sausage Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Mustard Lovers!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Hot dog humor and weenie jokes may get you into a chili comedy roll.
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Q. What did the vendor do after running out of hotdogs? A. He made a concession speech!Q. Did you see the movie about a hotdog? A. It was an Oscar Weiner!Q. What do you call an academically successful slice of breac? A. An honor roll!

Q. What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.

Q. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?
A. He just didn't relish it.

Q. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hot dog puns.

Q. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?
A. You're relishing the moment!

Q. What is the prize in the big hot dog race?
A. Wiener takes all!

Q. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?
A. Hard to swallow.

Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard!

Q. How do you make a frankfurter laugh?
A. Tell it a Polish sausage joke.

Q. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand?
A. Stuffing his face.

Attempting to sell me cold cuts, I get a lot of calls from deli marketers.Food Pun: At the floor tilers' annual picnic they offered hotdogs topped with sauer grout!Hot Dog! It's Sunday!

Puns about sausages are the deli wurst!

Q. What do you give to a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard is always the best thing for a hot dog!

Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard!

Q. What do you call a candid hot dog?
A. A Frankfurter.

Q. What did the hot dog roll say to the hot dog?
A. Please stop touching my buns!

Q. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?
A. Don't be a brat!

Q. Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? A. They told him the meal was on the house!Q. When can a hamburger marry a hot dog? A. Only when they have a very frank relationship!After biting into a tasty frankfurter, you jut gotta say: Hot Diggity Dog!

Every oven in the greasy spoon restaurant was broken, so the diners got a raw deal.

The guy who recommended this restaurant to me had no reservations.

Funny Fast Food Tip of the Day: Never make eye contact with anybody while you're eating a hot dog.

"This hot dog is fantastic," Pat said frankly. (That's what she said!)

Q. What did the hot dog say to the movie casting director?
A. Let me be Frank.

Hey, are you lookin' at my wiener?

Tornado and Hotdogs Say: Happy Wind's Day, Chicago!Happy Bun Day!Happy Wurst Day!

Due to inclement weather, the sandwich shop wrapped up early Windsday night!

Don't call me a wiener, I'm a Chicago hot dog.

Q. What do you call a freezing frankfurter?
A. A chili dog!

Q. Who can beat any burger at golf?
A. A links sausage!

Q. Why did the hot dog turn down that part in the movie?
A. The roll wasn't good enough.

Q. Why are hot dogs so angry?
A. Because they're always getting boiled.

Q. Why do the Hamburgers beat the Hot Dogs at every sport they play?
A. Because Hot Dogs are the wurst!

Q. What do you call a phobia of German sausage?
A. Fearing the Wurst!

Q. Why do all hot dogs look the same?
A. Because they are in bread.

Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.Hey Gnirl, you should sell hotdogs 'cause you already know how to make a wiener stand!Painful Pun: Jokes About German Sausage Are The Wurst!

Did investigators finally meat their match?

Q. What do you get if you cross a chilie pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?
A. A hot diggity dog!

Q. Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog?
A. Because it was a chili dog!

Hot Dog! A tasty pick-up line for chefs, cooks and ballpark gourmets. However, there were no wieners in this case.

Q. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A. A six-pack in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

Q. What does a hot dog go camping in?
A. A Wiener-Bago!

Wurst Hulk Humor: Local media may relish this story?

Q. What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A. A Zipper!

Q. What do you call a scary hot dog with nothing in it?
A. A Hollow-weenie!

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