| Q.
How do some people curb their appetites?
A. At the drive-thru window!
Dieting
Trivia: The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream
sundae is a spoon.
Q.
Why should you suck it up and go on a diet now?
A. So you don't have to suck up twice as much later.
Loser
Weight Loss of the New Year: I need to lose 20 pounds this
year. So far so good. Only 25 more to go.
Dieting
Tip of the Day: Always remember that stressed spelled
backward is desserts. |
Q.
How does the Seafood Diet work?
A. You see food and you eat it!
Q.
Which kinds of vegetables are into diet and fitness?
A. Muscle sprouts.
Q.
How can you tell you haven't gained all that much weight
since high school?
A. You can still fit in the same earrings you bought your
first year of college.
Q.
What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A beer in each hand.
Did
you hear about the new diet clinic that's so successful
that it takes your breadth away?
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Weight
Loss Fact of the Day: The toughest part of being on a diet
isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people
eat.
Un-Diet
Tip of the Day: Never go back for seconds. Just get it all
in the first plate.
Healthy
Diet Point to Ponder: Wouldn't charting your weight loss
diet progress on a pie chart just make you crave more dessert?
Q.
Why do vegans give good head?
A. 'Cause they're used to eating nuts.
Dieter
Groan of the Day: My ex-wife told me I was fat
and she wasn't going to sugar-coat it because I would eat
that, too. |
