Q.
How do you save a horse that's been possessed by an evil
demon spirit?
A. Perform and ex-horse-ism.
Q.
Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A. He's got no beef.
Q.
Why are horses such bad dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
Q.
How did the dude ranch owner figure out which horse was
most popular with the dudes?
A. He conducted a Gallop Poll.
Horsey
Pick-Up Line: Hay
girl, aren't you tired? 'Cause you've been galloping through
my mind all evening. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a robot and a tractor?
A. A Trans-farmer!
Q.
How can you tell an organic farmer is a true expert?
A. He is out standing in his manure!
Q.
How does a farmer produce a party on Saturday night?
A. By turning up the beet!
Q.
What's the best part of urban gardening?
A. Getting down and dirty with the hoes.
Pick
Up a Farmer Line: Hey big guy, if you were a tractor
and I was a plow, I'd definitely hook up with you.
|
Q.
What do you get when a duck squats?
A. Butt-quack.
Q.
How can you tell your duck is a comedian?
A. She tells funny yolks that quack you up.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A. A bird that lays down!
Q.
Considering that chicken rise at the crack of dawn, when
do ducks wake up?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Q.
What is it called when you place a cases of eider duck feather
pillows into a shipping container?
A. Down-loading. |