Q.
What do you call a noisy horse?
A. A herd animal!
Q.
What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
A. One is reined up, and the other rains down.
Q.
What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!
Q.
Why did the scum bag owner name his race horse My Face?
A. He wanted to hear the crowd cheer, "Come On,
My Face!"
Horse
Pick-Up Line: Hay girl,
are your hooves sore? 'Cause you've been galloping through
my dreams all night long. |
Q.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A. Poultry in motion!
Q.
Why didn't the schizophrenic chicken cross the road?
A. He couldn't make up his mind.
Q.
What do you call it when a whole henhouse of chickens plays
hide and seek?
A. Fowl Play.
Q.
Why did the horse cross the road?
A. To see the neigh-bor.
Q.
What do you call the leader of the flock of marauding crows?
A. Branch manager. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a robot and a tractor?
A. A Trans-farmer!
Q.
Which vegetable might you find in a farmhouse basement?
A. Cellar-y.
Did
you hear about a farmer who tried saving money by inventing
a pig-powered tractor? He had to scrap the idea because
every time he turned a corner, the tires squealed.
Q.
Why did corn wrongly get sent to jail?
A. For stalking the sweet peas.
Pick
Up a Farmer Line: Hey big fella, Is your name John Deere?
'Cause I'm totally a-tractored to ya'll. |