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Q. What do you call a cow who gives no milk? A. An Udder FailureScrambling for an egg joke, but just can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm fried?Owner of a threatening bull was arrested. He was brought up on charges.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and Quackers

Q. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement truck?
A. A Brick Layer

Q. What was that bull doing in the pasture with his eyes shut?
A. Bull Dozing

Q. What grows up while growing down? A. A GooseQ. What do you call a sleeping bull? A. Bull DozerQ. What do you dall a veterinarian with laryngitis? A. Hoarse Doctor

Q. What happened to the chicken whose featehrs all pointed the wrong way?
A. She was tickled to death!

Q. What do you call a grumpy cow?
A. Moo-dy.

Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says: "$4." Duck replies: "Put it on my bill."Q. What is it called when a female sheep flips around? A. A Ewe TurnQ. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled Milk

Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a quack-head.

Q. What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A. A Lamborghini

Q. Where do cows go for lunch?
A. Calf-eteria.

Q. What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A. A Lawn Moo-er.A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "So, why the long face?"Cow Joke: Old milk maids never die, they just lose their whey.

Q. What subjects do cows study in school?
A. Moosic, Psycowolgy, Cowculus

Q. What did the waiter say to the horse?
A. I can't take your order. That's not my stable.

Q. Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
A. Because the cow has the udder.

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