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You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!
Green alien says: Space aliens are Broncos fans because Denver is a mile cloer to home!
Q. Why is Denver known as the Mile High City? A. 5280 Pot Shops!
You might be from Colorado if you've seen Bigfoot in a driverless beer truck on I25!
Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!

 


Colorado Jokes, High Altitude Humor, Peak Puns
Welcome to colorful Colorado humor, peak Rocky Mountain puns, and Mile High Denver jokes.

Colorful Colorado Jokes & High Country Humor
(Because You Might Be From Colorado Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream in the Rocky Mountain West!)
Warning: Ascend at your own pace. High Altitude Humor, Colorado Native Jokes, and Rocky Puns Below.
| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Tourism | Weather | Mountains | 2 | 3 |
| Nightlife | Craft Beer | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!Q. Why do hipsters tend to stick to back country streams in Colorado? A. Because they're less main stream!

Q. What is a great name for a prize-winning Colorado steer?
A. Chuck.

Q. Why are steaks so happy at Denver barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. Why did the beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back. Plus, the steaks have never been higher!

Did you hear about the Colorado geologist? He took his wife for granite, so she left him.

Q. What do you call a Colorado Sasquatch that enjoys craft beer?
A. The Hopominable Snowman!

Q. What do beer-loving Denver Broncos fans chant at the game?
A. Who let the dog stout?

Q. What do Denver craft brewers say about competitor brands in Kansas?
A. Don't let them get the yeast of you.

Q. What did the Denver craft brewer say after he helped an old lady across the street?
A. Oh, that's the yeast I could do.

Q. Why do hipster horses in Colorado wear bikini underwear?
A. Because it doesn't ride up on them.

Q. How do you avoid getting swallowed by a river while white water rafting in Colorado?
A. Stay away from the river's mouth!

Three blonde hikers were in the pine forest and came across some tracks. The first one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train... Dam!

Colorado Fact: If you don't like the weaterh, just wait five minutes!Alien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!

Q. Why did the Colorado weather want privacy?
A. Because it was changing.

Q. Which TV weather forecast feature do Colorado potheads like best?
A. The Highs.

Q. What do you call a large dog that meditates on top of Lookout Mountain?
A. Aware Wolf.

Q. Why don't little green men in Colorado get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

Q. What do you call a spaced alien in Idaho?
A. Baked Potato

High Country pick-up line: Hey you, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed. It's not just for glaucoma any more!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Hijacking!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Autopilot!

Q. What to you call flying solo in the Mile High Club?
A. Cloud Seeding!

Colorado High Country Joke: I put a Denver Broncos jersey on my airplane. Now it can't touch down!Which Colorado14-er should you climb is you can't make a decision? Quandary Peak!Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumb and dumber? A. Because we fans make them up ourselves!

Did you notice after Colorado legalized marijuana, nobody knows the name of the Broncos stadium?

Broncos Trivia: After Colorado legalized marijuana, the name of the football stadium doesn't matter because it's just a field at Mile High.

Colorado is the only place where it's acceptable for a man to brag about how many 14-ers he's been on top of.

High Country book never written: Comin' Round the Mountain by Shelby Bach.

Q. What did one Broncos tailgater say to another?
A. Your pace is familiar, but I can't remember your mane.

Q. Who are the happiest people at a Broncos game?
A. The cheerleaders.

You night be from Colorado if you've seen Sasquatch from Lookout Mountain!Orange Habanero Peppers say: Go Broncos! Denver is so hot!Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Hey, I'm not getting paid for these tourism ads!

Q. What did the Terminator say when he visited the Rocky Mountain Spring Water brew pub in Golden?
A. Bud, I'll Be Bock!

Denver LoDo pick-up line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Q. What is the slogan of the Denver hotel on Hooker St?
A. We Put the Ho in Hotel!

Q. What is the opposite of a dirty destination?
A. A clean getaway.

If you live in Denver, you don't have to get high. But, you do have to stay hot!

Denver Broncos pick-up line: I'm gonna ask you out now, so we don't get a delay of game penalty!

Q. What does a Colorado cattlemen wear to a Denver Broncos game?
A. A Jersey.

If Denver's stadium doesn't even have a name, does it really even need one?

Q. What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Colorado, Mother Earth.

Q. How can you tell you're at a Mile High wedding?
A. Hungry guests begin to nibble on the rice.

Mile High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness," clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.

Mile High pick-up line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

Denver pick-up line: Weed be cute together.

| Colorado Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Denver | 2 | 3 |
| You Might Be From Colorado If... | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Tourism | Weather | Mountains | 2 | 3 |
| Nightlife | Craft Beer | Munchies | Dogs | Wildlife | 2 | 3 | Sasquatch | Bigfoot |
| Colorado Sports | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Cannabis | Mile High Humor |

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