What did the Terminator say when he visited the Rocky Mountain
Spring Water brew pub in Golden?
A. Bud, I'll Be Bock!
LoDo pick-up line: Hey Bud, I
blaze on the first date!
What is the slogan of the Denver hotel on Hooker St?
A. We Put the Ho in Hotel!
What is the opposite of a dirty destination?
A. A clean getaway.
you live in Denver, you don't have to get high. But, you
do have to stay hot!
Broncos pick-up line: I'm gonna
ask you out now, so we don't get a delay of game
What does a Colorado cattlemen wear to a Denver Broncos
A. A Jersey.
Denver's stadium doesn't even have a name, does it really
even need one?
Q. What is a little green man's weed source?
A. Colorado, Mother Earth.
How can you tell you're at a Mile High wedding?
A. Hungry guests begin to nibble on the rice.
High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness,"
clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.
High pick-up line: Don't be shy,
let's get high.
pick-up line: Weed be