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Bull asks: Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull dragged him more than a mile!
Q. Where do cows get together? A. At the meet market!
Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!
Q. What is a vampire's least favorite food? A. A Big Long Steak!
Q. What happened to the lost cattle? A. Nobody's herd!
Q. Where do burgers go to hook up? A. A meat ball!

 


Steak Jokes, Beefy Humor, Meaty Laughs
Bite into bloody funny beef jokes, steak puns, and rare humor you'll grilly eat up.

Beef Jokes, Meat Puns, Steak Humor
(Because Beefy Backyard Barbeques Are Not Mainstream Enough for Carnivores)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Ingesting beefy steak jokes may make vegans dis you.
Meaty Food Jokes | Burger 1 | 2 | 3 | Hot Dog | Beef 1 | 2 | Butter | Snack | Diet |

If you think that restaurants overcook steaks, you probably rarely order.Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground BeefQ. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch? A. Beef jerky!

Seven days without beef makes one weak.

Did you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was really quite testy.

Q. What do you call a cow with one leg?
A. Steak

Q. What is the lowest grade of steak?
A. Where the rubber meets the road.

Q. Where do cows eat lunch?
A. The calf-eteria!

Q. Which beef steak can see into your future?
A. A Medium

Q. What do you call it when one cow spies on another? A. A steak out!Q. How do you insult a hamburger patty? A. Call it a meatball!Did you hear about the snobby cow? A. She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

Q. What is a steak pun?
A. A medium where anything well done is rare!

Q. Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. After the first beef hamburger press was invented and became successful, what was the inventor given?
A. A patty on the back.

Q. How can you tell if your steak enjoys classical music?
A. It frequents the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Q. Why was the well-done steak's gossip so bad?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.

Q. Who is a T-bone steak's all time favorite movie director?
A. Sizzle B. DeMille

Q. What is a cow's favorite deli meat? A. Bull-ogna!After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!

Q. What do you call it when a steer is on stilts?
A. Raising the steaks!

Q. What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

Q. What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric?
A. "Is it meat you're looking for?"

Luke: "What's for dinner, Dad?"
Darth: "Wookiee steak, but it's a little Chewy."

Q. What is a beef eater's favorite song lyric?
A.
"My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill."

Steak Says: Derar Sunday, You're the grill of my dreams!Q. What was the name of the cow knight? A. Sir Loin!Q. How does a hamburger introduce his wife? A. Meet Patty!

Today's Beef Tip Straight from the Steer: Eat healthy! Eat salad, eat chicken, eat beans...

Q. What does a good beef steak have in common with sex?
A. They're both very rare.

Dear Beef, Hot coals are red, gas flames are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is you.

You might be from Colorado if you highly recomment the Rocky Mountain Oysters to your visiting in-laws!Please stop the cow puns? I'm calving nightmares!You might from Colorado if you will not touch Rocky Mountain Oysters, not even with a ten foot pole!

Q. Why did the beef herd return to the cannabis field?
A. It was a classic case of the pot calling the cattle back.
Plus, the steaks have never been higher!

Q. What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
A. Real men eat beef!

Did you hear about the guy who couldn't login to a website using his new password: beefstew? The site error said: Password isn't stroganoff.

Q. Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A. He's got no beef!You might be from Littleton if you go to Ton'y's Meat Market to gt bones for your dog!Q. Why doesn't Sant let the elvs cook? A. the steaks are too high!

Q. How can you tell if steaks have a high I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.

I wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but somebody else foiled my plans.

Q. What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A. Bull-ogna

Q. Is it proper to eat a BBQ ribs with your fingers?
A. No, fingers should be eaten separately!

Q. What do elves love to barbeque?
A. Short ribs.

Q. Why were the rib eye steaks in the refrigerator embarrassed?
A. They saw the salad dressing.

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