Q. Why do monkeys love bananas?
A. Because they have a-peel!

Q. Why was the ice cream social canceled?
A. Because all the bananas split!

Roses are red, berries are blue, oranges are orange, and that's why they're cool!

Q. What did one orange ask another orange?
A. Do you speak Mandarin?

When life gives you lemons, just find somebody with salt and tequila!

Sign at Plastic Surgery Clinic: If life gives you lemons, we can give you melons.

Q. What do you get if you cross a watermelon with brocolli?
A. Meloncholy!

A watermelon rolls on into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" Watermelon replies,"A rum and cuke please."

Q. What does a banana holler from a mountain top?
A. "Yellow down there!"

Q. What is a banana's favorite pick-up line?
A. Yellow, You!

Q. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
A. It ran out of juice!

Q. Why did the deep dish apple pie cross the road?
A. It saw a fork ahead!

Q. What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
A. Cut it in half.

Q. What did the pastry chef say when a banana cream pie he made completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
A. It hit despot.

Q. Why did the lemon go to the doctor?
A. It had a sour stomach.

Q. Why did the guy lose his job at the lemonade company?
A. He just couldn't concentrate!

Did you hear about the cantaloupe's funeral? It was a very meloncholy ceremony.

Q. How do you fix a broken strawberry?
A. With a strawberry patch.

Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer! Brr, that was cold!

Q. Why was the strawberry all by itself?
A. Because the banana split.

Q. Which kind of fruit pie is the favorite of ghosts in Australia?
A. Boo Meringue.

Q. Which kind of citrus fruit do sailors like best?
A. Navel oranges.

Q. What does an orange sweat when it works out at the gym?
A. Orange juice.

Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.

Q. How do you catch King Kong?
A. Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana!

Q. Why did the lemon hide from the bully?
A. Because it was yellow.

Q. Why did the strawberry get so many Valentines?
A. Because it was so sweet.

Q. Why don't strawberries drive?
A. Because they always end up in traffic jams!

Q. What resembles half of a strawberry?
A. The other half.

Q. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
A. He ran out of juice.

Sure, I heard it through the grape vine...

Q. Why did the blonde go to the bank wanting to swap 100 grapes for 50 raisins?
A. Because she wasn't sure about the currant exchange rate.

Q. What can you do with stale fruit cake?
A. Fruit cake can't get an more stale than it was in the first place!

Did you hear about the baker who made fair fruitcake? He was one slice short of a loaf.

If IFs and BUTs were candy and nuts, we'd all have fruitcake for Christmas.

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