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Q. What is a ghoul's favorite game on Halloween? A. Hide-and-ghost-seek!
What is the scariest day of the week? Boos Day!
Q. Which ghoul is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!
Q. What do you call a cleaning ghoul? A. The Grim Sweeper!

 


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Q. Why did the police ticket the ghost on Halloween? A. It didn't have a haunting license!Q. why dod ghosts have to hurry while spooking people? A. Haste not, haunt not!Q. Where does a ghost go to take a nap? A. The dead-room!

Q. Why did the policeman let the ghost go?
A. He couldn't pin anything on him!

Q. Why did ghosts go to a bar?
A.
For the boos!

Q. Why did the ghost starch his sheet?
A. He wanted to scare everybody stiff!

Q. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A.
A hoblin goblin!

Q. Why did a girl ghost go on a diet?
A. She wanted to keep her ghoulish figure.

Q. What happens if a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist!

Q. Why did the ghosts leave the Halloween party?
A. Because the sheet was about to hit the fan.

Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo!

Q. Why are ghosts always happy?
A. Because every shroud has a silver lining.

Q. What are a ghoul's favorite rides at the amusement park? A. The scary-go-round and roller ghoster!Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bam-Boo!Q. Why couldn't the ghost see its mom and dad? A. They were trans-parents!

Q. What did the daddy ghost say to his family while they were driving?
A. Please fasten your sheet belts.

Q. What is in a ghost's nose?
A. Boo-gers!

Q. What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A. A Poultry Geist

Q. What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
A.
White pillow cases.

Q. What do monkey ghosts eat?
A. Boonanas!

Q. What does a mother ghost tell her kid?
A. Put on your boos and shocks.

Q. What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A.
Don't spook until you're spoken to.

Q. What kind of a mistake does a ghost make?
A. A boo boo

Q. Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween? A. It dampens their spirits!Q. What is a ghost's favorite dessert? A. Booberry pie!Q. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? A. It raises their spirits!

Q. Which street do ghosts live on?
A. A dead end!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. To day scare centers.

Q. What do you call a little ghost whose sheet is torn?
A. A holy tearer.

Q. Which room do ghost like to haunt?
A.
The living room.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite party game?
A. Hide and Shriek!

Q. How did the little ghost learn to play the piano?
A. He used sheet music.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite game?
A.
Hide-and-ghost-seek.

Q. What did the ghost's daughter want for her birthday?
A. A haunted dollhouse

Q. Why are ghosts so good at sports?
A. They have team spirit!

Q. Which streets do ghosts haunt? A. Dead ends!Q. Where do ghosts buy their food? A. At the ghost-ery store!Q. What did the skeleton say when the ghost lied to hin? A. I can see right through you!

Q. What did the thousand-year-old skeleton complain about?
A. Aching bones.

Q. What do you call a tired ghost?
A. The Grim Sweeper!

Q. Do ghosts have fun at parties?
A. Yes, they have a wail of a time!

Q. Why did the ghost go to the hospital?
A.
To have his ghoul stones removed.

Demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Q. What do ghosts eat for dinner? A. S-Boo-Ghetti!Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A. Booberries!Q. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A. Sham-boo!

Q. Which ghost is the best disco dancer?
A. The Boogie Man!

Q. Where does a ghoul mail a letter?
A. At the ghost office.

Q. What is a ghost's favorite classic rock band?
A. The Grateful Dead

Q. What is the Halloween meaning of Pocahontas?
A. A card game that comes back to haunt you.

Haunting ghost pick-up line: You look boo-tiful tonight!

Q. why are ghosts so bad at lying? A. Because you can see right through them!Q. Which room doesn't a ghost need? A. The living room!Q. What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A. Boo Jeans!

Q. How does a ghost taunt a vampire?
A. He says, "You Suck!"

Q. What do you call a skeleton that won't get up in the morning?
A.
Lazy Bones!

Q. What do you call a cloned ghost who uses the door bell?
A. A dead ringer!

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