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A new chef bought the old greasy spoon restaurnat but the current menu is an acquired taste!
Monster Chef Asks: What do you call a chef who won't try dishes made by other chefs? A. Full of himself!

 


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Restaurant Jokes, Waiter Puns, Fast Food Humor
(Because Cafeteria Food Fights Are Not Mainstream Enough for Drive-Thru Lovers)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Rich restaurant humor is supposed to cause belching!
| Chef 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Italian Food 1 | 2 | 3 | Restaurant 1 | 2 | 3 | Tex-Mex |

Q Where do the Borg eat fast food? A. At their local Borger King!Q. What did the waiter say to the horse? A. Sorry, I can't take your order. That's not my stable!Q. Why did the French fry win the race? A. Because it was fast food!

I went to a big buffet dinner with a taxidermist friend of mine. By the end of the evening, I was stuffed!

Customer: "There's a twig in my soup."
Waiter: "One moment. I'll get the branch manager."

Customer: "Do you have spaghetti on the menu today?"
Waiter: "No, I cleaned it off."

A point to ponder: Can free range chicken be cooked on a stove you bought?

Q. Why are waiters so good at multiplication?
A. Because they know their tables!

Italian restaurants are quite pasta oral settings.

Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!Q. Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? A. They told him the meal was on the house!Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!

Customer: "Waiter, this food tastes funny."
Waiter: "Then why aren't you laughing?"

Every oven in the greasy spoon restaurant was broken, so the diners got a raw deal.

The guy who recommended this restaurant to me had no reservations.

Did you hear about the Cajun restaurant that makes all their hot sauce on one day? The chef rouxed the day!

Q. What did the frog order at McDonalds? A. French flies and a diet croak!Q. Where does a vampire like to eat lunch? A. At a Casketeria!Q. What did a hamburger say to another hamburger in the bathroom? A. I musturd!

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant, so the manager decided to dim sum.

Is the head waiter called the chop steward?

I don't really like hanging out at the mall pancake house. That place really gives me the crepes.

Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that was vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction!

Did you hear about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels!

Q. What do you call restrooms in a seafood restaurant?
A. Buoys and Gulls Rooms

Q. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A. A Stake Sandwich!ET Chef Asks: How are UFOs and White Castle alike? A. Both are unidentified frying objects!They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it because it was full of carbs.

Customer: "Waiter, this soup is spoiled."
Waiter: "Who told you that?"
Customer: "A little swallow."

Patient: "Doctor, I think I need glasses."
Waiter: "You certainly do! This is a restaurant!"

Did you hear about the sauna that serves lunch? They specialize in steamed mussels.

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