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(Because Cafeteria Food Fights Are Not Mainstream Enough for Gravy Lovers)
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If you think that restaurants overcook steaks, you probably rarely order.Java Joke: Stealing someone's coffee is a crime called "Mugging!"What is the difference between spinach & boogers? Kids won't eat spinach.

Q. What is the lowest grade of steak?
A. Where the rubber meets the road.

Q. What do you call sad coffee?
A. Despresso

Q. What kind of socks does Hulk wear to plant spinach?
A. Garden hose

Food Pun: Every morning, I think I'll make pancakes, but I keep Waffling.Q. Why don't melons get married? A. Because They Cantaloupe!Java Joke: Drinking Too Much Coffe Can Cause a Latte Problems.

Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
A. 3.14

Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A. Neck-tarines.

Q. Where do birds go for their coffee?
A. Nestcafe

Food Pun: I went to the store to buy some soup but, they were out of stock.A guy got hit in the head by a can of soda. He was lucky it was a soft drink.What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's up in your face? Too Close for Comfort Food.

Q. How do you make rich soup?
A. Add 24 carrots.

Q. Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?
A. He tested positive for Coke

If I like you, a cheese sandwich. If I love you, I'll grill it.

Did you hear about the lost sausage? It was the missing link.When making non-dairy butter, there is little margarine for error.After the Butcher Backed Into His Meat Grinder, He Got a Little Behind in His Work.

Did investigators finally meat their match?

Q. What job best suits a cow?
A. Baker, because they make cow pies all the time.

Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!

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