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What is the lowest grade of steak?
A. Where the rubber meets the road.
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What kind of socks does Hulk wear to plant spinach?
A. Garden hose
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do birds go for their coffee?
How do you make rich soup?
A. Add 24 carrots.
Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?
A. He tested positive for Coke
I like you, a cheese sandwich. If I love you, I'll grill
investigators finally meat their match?
What job best suits a cow?
A. Baker, because they make cow pies all the time.
Q. What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd!
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