did investigators finally meat their match?
What happened after a monkey exploded at a food testing
A. Rhesus pieces were everywhere.
What did the hot dog say to the movie casting director?
A. Let me be Frank.
What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?
A. Hot dog puns.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A. A six-pack in one hand and a hot dog in the other.
What does a hot dog go camping in?
A. A Wiener-Bago!
What does it mean if your kitchen kettle sounds like wind
A. A storm is brewing.
Which waterway is the hungriest?
A. Roaring Fork River in western Colorado.
Which waterway is the thirstiest?
A. Big Dry Creek in metro Denver, Colorado.
Why do great chefs always use genuine butter?
A. Because then there's no maragine for error!
What do dairy cows eat up cheese jokes and Painful
cheesy food Puns?
A. Because they like corn.
Funny Food Point to Ponder: If you heard a rumor about better
butter, would you spread it?
Which foodie job best suits a cow?
A. Baker, because they make cow pies all the time.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
you're as steamy as butter on a hot baked potato.
food critics never die, they just lose their sense of taste.
Why did an ear of corn, a head of cabbage, a carrot and
cucumber all jump into the ocean?
A. 'Cause they're all C foods.
Why don't old food canners ever die?
A. Because they're so well-preserved.
refrigerator repairmen never die, they just lose their cool.
Why was the food truck parked on the side of the road?
A. To curb hunger.
What happened to that lost beef shipment?
A. Nobody's herd.
you hear about the guy who couldn't login to a website using
his new password: beefstew? The site error said:
Password isn't stroganoff.
What is a beef lover's favorite song lyric of all time?
A. Is it meat you're looking for?
Where do cowboy chefs that spcialize in cooking beef feel
right at home?
A. On the range.
What is a steer's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
A. Love Meat Tenders.
Which dining utensil is never found in the cab of an 18-wheeler?
A. A jack knife.
Why did the kitchen colander salesman quit his job?
A. It was just too much of a strain.