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Food
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on tasty food humor, delectable foodie puns, cheesy cooking jokes and
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Funny Foodie Humor, Edible Puns, Cheesy Jokes
(Because Cheesy Cafeteria Food
Fights Could Never Be Mainstream Enough for Wine and Cheese
Party Goers!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Palatable puns may be easy to stomach,
but these foodie jokes are NOT.
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| Chef Jokes | Italian
Food | Pasta | Pizza
| Restaurant | Waiter
| Deli | Tex-Mex
| Soup | Herb
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| Butcher | Steak
| Burger | Hot
Dog | BBQ | Beef
| Pork | Poultry
| Egg | Seafood
| Condiment |
| Carrot Jokes | Corn
| Pepper Jokes | Pickle
Puns | Potato | Salad
| Tomato Jokes | Veggies
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| Fruit Humor | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
| Ice Cream |
| Baker Jokes | Bread
| Butter | Dessert
| Pie | Cookie,
Candy | Beverage | Coffee
| Milk | Soda
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Q.
What did the street cheese say after being attacked by blades?
A. I've felt grater.
Cheesy
Pick Up Line: Hey girl,
tonight you are looking gouda 'nuff to eat!
Q.
Why didn't the Italian chef tell lots-a pizza jokes?
A. Because he knows they're just too cheesy for his taste.
Q.
Why did the pirate clown leave the cheesy circus?
A. Since he only had one leg, he couldn't get his Stilton.
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Butter
Funny Point to Ponder: If we got rid of all the margarine
and oleo, would the world be a butter place?
Q.
What did margarine say to oleo?
A. You butter back off, Pat.
Q.
What do you churn to make forgetful butter?
A. Milk of Amnesia!
Q.
What does a French chef call the first draft of a new butter
recipes cookbook?
A. A menuscript.
Weighty
Culinary Wisdom of the Day: Never trust a skinny chef!
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Did
you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way...
Q.
What happened after a chef was murdered by being boiled
to death in an industrial pasta cooker?
A. Police are trying to al dente-fy a suspect.
Q.
Why was the baker fired?
A. He was always loafing around.
Q.
Which kind of bread do elves makes sandwiches with?
A. Short bread!
Q.
When does bread rise?
A. When you yeast expect it to. |
Testy
Pick Up Lines: Are you on
the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!
Q.
What happens when two hamburgers fall in love?
A. They live together in holy meatrimony!
Did
you hear about the janitor at the fast food restaurant?
He worked under the table.
Q.
What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch?
A. A Hamburglar. |
Cheesy
Come-On: Hey baby, the hole in my heart tells me that
you must be Swiss-ing me, too.
Q.
What did Brie say to Jack when he invited Colby along on
a date?
A. Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Q
Why did the wheel act so bossy?
A. He was the big cheese.
Did
you hear about the new drive-thru restaurant for golfers?
They insist upon putting greens on all their courses!
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Q.
Why did the fungi leave the party?
A. There wasn't mushroom!
Did
you hear about the chef who had mushroom for improvement?
He was a fungi, but of questionable morel character.
Two
cannibals walk into a bar and sit next to a clown. First
cannibal whacks the clown on the head, and they both start
eating the clown. Suddenly, the second cannibal looks up
and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?"
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Q. Which cheese could you use to hide a horse?
A. Mascarpone.
Cheesy
Point to Ponder: Does Cheese need GPS, or does it automatically
know which whey to go?
Q.
What is a cannibal's favorite cheese?
A. Limb-burger.
Q.
Why did the guy quit his job as a cheesemonger?
A. He said, "I camembert it any longer."
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Q.
How do you spell CANDY with only two letters?
A. C and Y.
Sweet
Laugh of the Day: If a thief is craving small chocolates
for dessert, would he just steal some Kisses?
Foodie
Fact: Chocolate doesn't make the world go round, but it
makes the ride sweet!
Q.
What happens when you eat too much candy?
A. It makes you thick to your stomach! |
Fruity
Pick Up Lines: You inevitably
hit a wrinkle every now and then, but that's not raisin
any doubts, apricotly.
Q.
Why did the innocent blueberry get framed for the crime?
A. The evidence was a strawberry plant!
Q.
What do you call a fruit that's rough around the edges?
A. A bad apple.
Did
you hear the joke about cherries? It was really pitiful!
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Q.
Why was the greasy hamburger joint allowed to cook its books?
A. There's no accounting for taste!
Q.
Why are hamburgers so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Q.
Waiter, is it possible to make a hamburger do the hula?
A. Yes, order a burger and a shake!
Q.
What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a Big Mac
and a Whopper in two bites?
A. Hard to swallow. |
Q.
What is the new promotion the bakery is running?
A. Dollars to Donuts.
Q.
What are the four food groups for police officers?
A. Jelly, glazed, powdered and chocolate.
Cheesy
Factoid of the Day: The early bird does get the worm, but
the mouse who slept in gets the cheese...
Q.
How are mosquitoes just like cheesy puns?
A. Both are very annoying and the worst ones really bite!
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Q.
What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet?
A. A desserter!
Diet
Success Story of the Day: My wife is on a diet of coconuts
and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but now she can climb
a tree.
Q.
How did the dieter describe the new high-tech talking scale?
A. It has a weigh with words.
I
just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave
brownies in the oven while I take a nap! |
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Food Jokes, Foodie Humor | 1
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| 11 | Grocery
Store Jokes |
| Chef Jokes | 2
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| 5 | Chef
Tunes, Culinary Beats | Gnome Chef Jokes
| Chef Come-Ons |
| Restaurant Jokes | 2
| 3 | Waiter
| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Take
Out Food |
| Kitchen Gadget Jokes | Gourmet
Grins | Dinner Jokes | Lunch
LOLs | Nut Jokes | Old
Chef LOLs |
| Butcher Jokes | Steak
Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2
| Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
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| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
Jokes |
| Egg Jokes | Milk
| Butter | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
| Carrot Jokes | Corn
| Peppers | Pickle
Puns | 2 | 3
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato Jokes | Veggies
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| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
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| Baker Jokes | 2
| Dessert Puns | 2
| Pie | Bread
|Beverage | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
| Beer | Wine
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| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
Munchies |
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness and Dieting Jokes
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Jokes | Police Puns | Psychic
Jokes | Religion Jokes |
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Jokes | Seasonal Puns | Sports
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