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(Because Cafeteria Food Fights Are Not Mainstream Enough for Gravy Lovers)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Unpalatable puns may be hard to stomach.
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When shouldn't you believe what your cheese is saying? When it's too gouda to be true.When making non-dairy butter, there is little margarine for error. Chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways, but she had a temper that boiled, was half-baked, and was extremely kneady.

Q. What did the street cheese say after being attacked by blades?
A. I've felt grater

Q. What is a cow's favorite moo-sical note?
A. Beef-flat

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way...

Food Pick-Up Line: Is your body from McDonald's? 'Cause I'm Lovin' It!Q. What kind of cheese likes to shoot hoops? A. Swish cheese!What do you call a mushroom who buys a round of drinks? A Fun-Gi

Testy Pick Up Lines: Are you on the menu at Mcdonald's, 'cause you're McGorgeous!

Q Why did the wheel act so bossy?
A. He was the big cheese.

Q. Why did the fungi leave the party?
A. There wasn't mushroom!

Why does this cheese look normal? Because the rest on the platter are crackers. Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking is ONE from you!Sweet Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, do you have any raisins? No? Then how about a date?

Q. Which cheese could you use to hide a horse?
A. Mascarpone

Sweet Pick Up Line: Gnome baker is dishing up chocolate. Maybe he's finally got a chance with the lady this time?

Fruity Pick Up Lines: You inevitably hit a wrinkle every now and then, but that's not raisin any doubts, apricotly.

I'll be Burger King and you're McDonald's. I'll have it my way & you'll be lovin' it!Cheesy Pun: She quit her job at the donut factory because she got fed up with the hole business.Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.

Pick up lines that will make you want to skp lunch, or become a vegetarian.

I used to work as a cheesemonger, but I camembert it any longer.

My wife is on a diet of coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but now she can climb a tree.

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