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Q. Why did the Doctor surf the Net? A. He was looking for the Cyberman!
Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
Spock Says: Live long and prosper, and don't wear a red shirt!
Q. How are the Enterprise and toilet paper alike? A. Both circle Uranus wiping out Klings!

Q. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns? A. So that it doesn't hang So-Low!


Funny Sci-Fi Puns and Futuristic Punny Funs
Wave at science fiction humor, warped sci-fi puns, funny jokes of the future and science friction.

Sci-Fi Jokes, Future Riddles, Warped Puns
(Because Thinking You Already Know What the Science Fiction Future Holds Is Way TOO Mainstream!)
Tardis Warning: Proceed Off Your UFO at Your Own Risk! Dark Side Jokes Ahead. Beam Me Up, Scotty!
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How do spacemen add more protien to their diet? They make it meteor. Q. How many Star Wars characters does it take to change a light bulb? A. Lots, becuase many Hans makes light work!Q. What did the alien dandelion say to the earth dandelion? A. Take me to your weeder!

Q. Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!

Q. Which classic sci-fi TV sitcom do aliens from the fourth rock from the sun binge watch?
A. My Favorite Martian.

Q. Why are Painful sci-fi Puns so funny?
A. Because they're absolutely out of this world!

Q. Which Brady Bunch kid was seriouusly into science fiction?
A. Martian, Martian, Martian.

Q. Which classic sci-fi television series do aliens without GPS binge watch?
A. Lost In Space.

Q. Why should you never tell sci-fi jokes aboard the Millennium Falcon?
A. Because the ship might crack up.

Q. Why did the guy ask his wife to dress up as a Star Wars bounty hunter?
A. Because he had a Boba Fettish.

Q. Why did science fiction fans flock to the zoo in the year 2001?
A. They were hoping to see a new Millennium Falcon.

Q. What is the name the new sci-fi sitcom that's about the suburban life of a one-eyed alien?
A. Alen.

Q. How do you describe the sci-fi planet with a pale yellowish brown atmosphere?
A. Ocher-worldly.

Q. What is it called when too many aliens land at the same sci-fi convention again and again?
A. Extra terrestrials.

Q. What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
A. Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.

7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!Next Stop: The Twilight GnomeQ. What did a Cyberman searh for online? A. Dalek symbols!

Q. How are space aliens and smart blondes alike to a sci-fi nerd?
A. Neither has tried to contact him.

Q. Which sci-fi gathering do busty blonde aliens attend?
A. Areola 51. Duh!

Q. Why was the new sci-fi book about teleportation a best seller?
A. 'Cause it's bound to get you somewhere.

Q. Why shouldn't a sci-fi fan fantasize about marrying Seven of Nine?
A. 'Cause he'd have 999,999,999,777 in-laws!

Q. Why should you always take toilet paper to the Twilight Zone?
A. Doodoo doodoo...

Zoned Out Fright for Sci-fi Night: The best Twilight Zone puns are pretty much black and white.

Q. How can an old dude tell he's entered the erotic Serling Twilight Zone?
A. His silver rod is sterling.

Q. What is the grand prize in the current time travel club raffle?
A. A Quantum Leap.

Q. How are UFOs and men at a StarCon convention alike?
A. You don't know where they came from, what their mission is, or when they plan to just take off.

Q. Why is it called ufologist instead of ufoologist?
A. Because they don't want to look foolish!

Sci-Fi Fan Point to Ponder: If you bump into an old pal at a time travel club meeting, is it fair to say you go way back?

Q. Why did we skip the last time travel joke?
A. Because nobody at this year's Sci-Fi Con is laughing.

Where Gnome Man Has Gone BeforeGreen ET Says: Let's zoom in on where that meteor struck. I'd like to observe it in crater detail!Q. Why can't two Doctors be together? A. That would be a time pair-o-docs!

Q. Which classic sci-fi toon do dogs of the future, named Astro, binge watch?
A. The Jetsons.

Q. Which hypothetical science history television series is the favorite of aliens and the gods?
A. Ancient Aliens.

Q. Which pseudo sci-fi television series worries the CIA the most?
A. Ancient Aliens Declassified.

Q. What happened when the guy zoomed home from the Transformers convention?
A. His arms are tires.

Q. Which sci-fi alien planet are Tom, Dick, and Harry from?
A. Third Rock from the Sun, NOT!

Q. What is it called when you're abducted by a Bigfoot from outer space?
A. An encounter of the furred kind.

Sci-Fi Groan of the Day: A guy ended up at a party full of World Heath Organization medics. Obviously he was at the wrong Doctor Who convention.

Q. Why are sci-fi time travel jokes so funny?
A. Because you'll laugh at them time and time again, or you already did.

Q. What is it called if you accidentally time travel to the same sci-fi convention twice?
A. Deja View.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To boldly go where no chicken has gone before! – James T KirkTime travel makes gnome sense? GMT: Gnome Meridian TimeMcCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!

Q. Why did Gene Roddenberry cross the road?
A. Because it was a sci-fi fantasy trip.

Q. What is it called when there's a mutiny aboard the Enterprise?
A. Science Friction.

Q. Why couldn't the Trekkie pick up a girl at the Star Wars convention?
A. 'Cause he was lookining in Alderaan places.

Q. Which non-fiction galactic television series do space aliens binge watch aboard UFOs?
A. Ancient Aliens. No joke!

Sci-Fi Sigh of the Day: Three conspiracy theorists walk into the AlienCon convention. Don't tell me that's just a coincidence!

Q. What happened at the Lord of The Rings disco?
A. It was Mordor on the dance floor.

Q. Who plays music in Mordor?
A. The ORChestra.

Q. Why do garden gnomes like sci-fi jokes?
A. Because they have nothing to do with leprechauns.

Q. Which sci-fi television series do Vulcans binge watch to ward off Pon Farr?
A. Star Trek, TOS.

Q. What did Leonard McCoy say after he re-inserted Spock's brain into his head?
A. I should never have reconnected his mouth.

Sci-Fi Doctor Quote of the Day: I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up. Blast that infernal thing.

Sci-Fi Groan of the Day: A hologram walk into a prism. OOPS!

Q. Which side of an Ewok has teh most hair? A. The Outside!Q. How many ears does Captain Picard have? A. Three. A right ear, a left ear, and a final front ear!Gnome in an alternate universe

Q. Which Earth sci-fi sitcom do furry funny space aliens on the planet Melmac binge watch?

Q. Why does the History Channel show, Ancient Aliens, cause so many UFO crashes?
A. Because little green men always crack up when they watch it!

Q. Why is the Jupiter 2 the true sci-fi space pioneer?
A. Because in 1965, the future 1997 got them Lost In Space before the Milllennial Falcon could find them long ago and far away while Doctor Who was on the phone, and Star Trek wasn't beamed up yet.

Q. How do you know you're a true Next Gen Trekkie?
A. Your dog's name is Picard.

Q. How do you know you're a bonafide Trekker?
A. Nobody bats an eye when you say, "Make it so," during a business meeting.

Q. What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.

Q. Which kind of sci-fi wolf is a mere projection of light?
A. A howl-o-gram.

Q. Why are there so few jokes about the show, Ancient Aliens?
A. Seriously? Because it is not a joke!

Q. How do space science fiction poets write their poems?
A. In uni-verses.

Q. What is it called when a space alien visiting Earth masturbates too hard and goes up in flames?
A. Intense Science Friction.

Q. Which Earth sci-fi sitcom have spaced aliens on Ork been binge watching since 1978?
A. Mork and Mindy.

Q. Which mere Earthling is an absolute god to aliens visiting our solar system?
A. Giorgio Tsoukalos. True story!

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