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Why aren't astronauts hungry after basting into space? Because the had a big launch!What did an astronaut see in his skillet? Unidentified frying objects!How do astronomers organize a party? They Planet

Q. What do you call a space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.

Q. What do you call a fruit that goes into space?
A. A Coco-Naut!

Q. What do moon people do when they get married?
A. They go off on their honey-earth.

Why are astronauts successful? Because they always go up in the world!How did one astronaut on the moon say he was sorry? He Apollo-gized.Q. Where do planets and stars go to study? A. The University!

Q. How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. You rocket!

Q. Why did a baby go into outer space?
A. To visit the Milkyway!

Q. What holds the moon up?
A. Moonbeams.

Q. What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A. A Lunatic!

Q. What does an astronaut use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!

Q. What do you say to a hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up!

Did you hear about the new telescope company? Business is looking up!Did you hear about the bones recently found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.Q. What do you call a loony spaceman? A. Astro-Nut!

Q. What is an astonomer?
A. A night watchman with a college education.

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

Q. What did the alien say when he was all out of room?
A. Man, I'm all spaced out!

Q. What do pigs call the creatoin of the universe A. The Pig Bang!Q. What do you get if you cross a lamb and a rocket? A. Space Sheep!Q. What is fast, loud, and crunchy? A. A Rocket Chip!

Q. What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A. Please help me find some space for this book.

Q. What did the astronaut say after he crashed on the moon?
A. I Apollo-Gize!

Q. What do you call a teenage space explorer that talks smack?
A. A Sass-tronaut!

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