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What do you call a space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.
you call a fruit that goes into space?
A. A Coco-Naut!
What do moon people do when they get married?
A. They go off on their honey-earth.
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
A. You rocket!
Why did a baby go into outer space?
A. To visit the Milkyway!
What holds the moon up?
What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A. A Lunatic!
What does an astronaut use to keep his feet warm?
A. A Space Heater!
What do you say to a hot astronaut?
A. Back that NASA up!
What is an astonomer?
A. A night watchman with a college education.
How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!
What did the alien say when he was all out of room?
A. Man, I'm all spaced out!
What did the librarian say to the astronaut?
A. Please help me find some space for this book.
What did the astronaut say after he crashed on the moon?
A. I Apollo-Gize!
What do you call a teenage space explorer that talks smack?
A. A Sass-tronaut!
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