What do Colorado paleontologists call it when a truck full
of dinosaur bones has a wreck on the way to Denver's Natural
A. A Jurassic Jam!
What do you call a paleontologist who never gets anything
A. Lazy bones.
Chat Up Line: Hey there,
are you a a pile of dinosaur bones? 'Cause I dig you.
Which dinosaur is the ancestor of modern pigs?
What did paleontologists name the the newly discovered dinosaur
species that smashed everything in its path?
A. Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you a paleontologist? 'Cause I've got a big bone in
my pocket I'd like you to study.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
Why did the paleontologist and cryologist refuse to hang
out with the biologist?
A. 'Cause that hipster was too current.
Why did the physicist and biologist refuse to hang out with
A. 'Cause he had bad bones.
What happened when the paleontologist tripped and fell down
A. He ended up with an ankle-saurus.
What do gold diggers and paleontologists have in common?
A. Both date dinosaurs.
Professor: Which dinosaur slept all day?
Student: The dino-snore-us.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A. 'Cause they were plant eaters.
What do you call an old dinosaur newly elected to congress?
A. Rep Tile.
What happens when old anthropologists die?
A. They become another piece of history. o3
What did paleontologists say when the fossilized egg they
discovered blew up?
How did a dinosaur feel after he was reassemblled at the
museum – and then woke up?
Why are paleontologist angry
all the time?
A. They always have a bone to pick.
What did scientists name the newly discovered dinosaur that
is thought to have been highly intelligent?
Why didn't the relationship between the paleontologist and
the biologist work out?
A. They realized there was no chemistry.
I heard there was a dinosaur that left turd trails to navigate
back out of the jungle.
Paleontologist: That's poop-postoraus.
Up a Paleontologist
Line: Hey Rex, is that a dino bone in your pocket, or
are you just happy to see me?