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Crappy Pun: When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble!Proctologists reASSure patients their problem can be rectified. (Ouch!)Sh*tty Pun: I used to be a sanitation engineer, but the city dumped me.

Q. If you're American in the living room what are you in the bathroom?
A. European.

Q. Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
A. Because the P is silent.

Q. Why doesn't Chuck Norris have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Toilet Meme: A good relief map shows where the restrooms are.All the toilets in NYC police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on!Crappy Gnome Humor: My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Toilet paper: What a rip off.

Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. You look flushed!

Q. Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty.

Q. Why won't blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A. Because they don't want to give away their IP address!

Crappy Pun: I must be emotionally constipated. I just can't seem to give a sh*t! A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.Potty Humor: Urologists Know How to Go with the Flow!

Did you hear about the constipated composer? He had problems with his last movement.

Q. What do you get when you poop in your overalls?
A. Dung-arees.

Q. What do you call a country where everyone is pissed?
A. Urination.

Stinky Pun: Hey, did you fart? 'Cause you just BLEW me away! Crappy Pun: Old Sewage Workers Never Die, They Just Waste Away. A chimp threw rhesus feces at zoo visitors because he wanted E.T. to GO Home!

Do clown farts smell funny?

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Q. What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
A. The Captain's Log!

Q. Have you seen that new movie Constipated?
A. It hasn't come out yet.

Bathroom Humor: I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean.Q. Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese...Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Q. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A. Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

Q. Did you hear about the constipated Wheel of Fortune contestant?
A. He wanted to buy a bowel.

People who tell you that they're constipated are full of crap.


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