guy bought a toilet brush because he saw one in every other
bathroom. But, after giving it a whirl, he decided to go
back to using toilet paper.
you hear about the guy who always takes blurry pictures
in the bathroom mirror after taking a hot shower? He has
a high selfie steam problem.
What should you do if you struggle with your identity?
A. Go into the bathroom and look into the mirror, because
that's the best place for self reflection.
peephole was discovered in the women's restroom at the donut
shop today. The police are looking into it...
What happened when the semi truck full of toilet paper crashed
on the Interstate?
A. Police say there were definite skid marks leading up
to the scene of the accident.
Why did the cop sit on the toilet?
A. To do his duty.
How is toilet paper like life?
A. You're either on a roll or taking a bunch of shit from
What do you call a book in the bathroom that you write your
personal thoughts in?
A. A diarrhea.
What happened when a guy asked an attractive woman to meet
him in the restroom?
A. She totally blew him off.
Why are men's rooms always on the left and ladies' rooms
always on the right?
A. Because no matter what, women are always right, even
when they're full of shit.