-----> Away from Gnome. She must have really bad
Gardening Wisdom of the Day: They say cow manure comes from
males. But, that's bullshit!
Why did the constipated gnome poop in the dark?
A. He wanted to scare the shit out of himself.
What happened when feuding garden gnomes waged a war using
A. The losing clan got turd debris burns.
Why did the traveling gnome quit his position as a fertilizer
A. It was a shitty job.
Why did the traveling gnome step in dog poop?
A. Because he can't see shit without his glasses.
What did the gnome hear when he rang a bell with a piece
What do garden gnomes call imitation manure?
Shit! Hail Gnome! Is today yet another banker's
What do gnomes call goose poop that just falls out of the
sky on top of them?
A. Crazy shit!
What do gnomes in Gotham City call poop that just falls
out of the sky on top of them?
A. Splat! Bat crazy shit!
Why isn't the gnome getting shit for his birthday?
A. Because that would be a stinking gift.