stinking gnome pun is just more bull.
What happened after the gnome got fired from his low-paying
A. He had a hard time putting food on the table.
Why are gnomes such great gardeners?
A. Because they're really down to earth guys.
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I followed you home, would you
Buddy gnomes the trouble he's seen.
How many gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. One to screw in the bulb, and nine to stand on each
Fact of the Day: You just gotta hand it to gnomes! 'Cause
they can't reach it by themselves...
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised
is striking up a compromise to a flaming debate.
How can you tell if you've been sexually assaulted by a
gnome while you were asleep in the backyard?
A. You wake up with a sore belly button.
Point to Ponder: They say manure is good for tomatoes, but
gnomes gnow that totally ruins the sandwich.