How can you tell Biker Gnome was smiling during the ride?
A. By all the bugs splattered on his teeth!
Which kind of motorcycle does a gnome comedian drive?
A. A Yamaha-ha-ha.
Gnome Line of the Day: No Gnirl, I'm not a Hell's Angel,
but I am punny as hell.
What did the gnome's motorcycle say when it rode into the
A. Rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum!
When do horny biker gnomes ride Vespas?
A. When they're trolling for a date in Rome.
What is the most dangerous part on the gnome's motorcycle?
A. The nut that connects the seat to the handlebars.
Why does the gnome's motorcycle get sad while shifting gears?
A. Because the clutch is depressed...
a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, wanna put on some leather
and burn some rubber?
What do you call a gnome who throws motorcycles?
A. Hurly Davidson.
What did it say on the back of Biker Gnome's T-Shirt?
A. If you can read this, my bitch fell off!
What happened after Biker Gnome's date, Ruth, fell off on
A. He rode into Denver Ruthlessly.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd
really like to see all of your tattoos.