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Q. What Did the Judge Say When a Skunk Walked In to Testify? A. Odor in the Court! Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!Q. What is a Zebra? A. 25 Sizes Larger Than an A Bra!

Bar none, this is one very stinky skunk joke. Guilty as charged.
Q. What do you call a sick eagle?
A. Illegal

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls

Q. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A. A zebra

Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamGroaner Pun: A bear was hit by an 18-wheeler. It was a grizzly accident.Q. How Did the Piglet with Laryngitis Feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!

Just sink your teeth in and chew on this Continental pet joke.

Q. What do you call a wet bear?
A. A drizzly bear!

Q. What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine flu?
A. With bird flu you need tweetment and with swine flu, you need oinkment.

Q. Do Birds Always Know Exactly Where They're Going? A. No, sometimes they just wing it.Funny Arachnid Riddle: Q. What do you call young married spiders? A. Newly WebsA Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.

Q. What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A. Duck Tape

Q. When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. After their webbing day

Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George.

Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!Insect Puns Really Bug Me!Two Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

Q. What do you call a homeless bug?
A. A Bum-blebee!

Q. What's the best way to catch a fish?
A. Have someone throw it to you.

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