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Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Wild humor, fauna puns, and laughing hyenas can be deadly funny!
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Q. What Did the Judge Say When a Skunk Walked In to Testify? A. Odor in the Court! Q. What Do You Get If You Cross a Donkey with an Owl? A. A Smart Ass That Knows It All!Q. What is a Zebra? A. 25 Sizes Larger Than an A Bra!

Bar none, this is one very stinky skunk joke. Guilty as charged.

Q. Why are skunks so clever?
A. Because they have natural in-stinks!

Q. Why didn't the skunk call home?
A. His phone was out of odor!

Q. What do you get if you cross an owl with a cat?
A. Meowls.

Q. Which kind of books do sleuth owls enjoy?
A. Hoot-dunits.

Q. What do you call a baby owl swimming?
A. A Moist-owlette.

Q. What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A. A zebra.

Q. What did the blonde name her zebra?
A. Spot.

Denver Broncos football fans really do know what zebras are!

Q. What City Has the Largest Rodent Population? A. HamsterdamGroaner Pun: A bear was hit by an 18-wheeler. It was a grizzly accident.Q. How Did the Piglet with Laryngitis Feel? A. He was a little disgruntled!

Just sink your teeth in and chew on this Continental rodent joke.

Q. What is small, furry, and smells like bacon?
A. A hamster.

Q. How did the hamster feel after taking a shower?
A. Squeaky clean.

Q. What do you call a wet bear?
A. A drizzly bear!

Q. Which kind of bear changes his mind every few minutes?
A. A bi-polar bear.

Q. When do bruin couples stop arguing?
A. When it becomes un-bear-able, or it's time to hibernate.

Q. What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine flu?
A. With bird flu you need tweetment, and with swine flu you need oinkment.

Q. What do you call a pig that's no fun to be around?
A. A Boar!

Q. Which kind of social gatherings do pigs like the most?
A. Sow-prise parties!

Q. Do Birds Always Know Exactly Where They're Going? A. No, sometimes they just wing it.Funny Arachnid Riddle: Q. What do you call young married spiders? A. Newly WebsA Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.

Q. What do you call a bird that can fix just about anything?
A. Duck Tape.

Q. What happens when a duck flies upside down?
A. He quacks up!

Q. When do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. After their webbing day.

Q. Why did the spider go on a test drive?
A. He just wanted to go for a spin.

Q. What do you get when you poop in your overalls?
A. Dung-arees.

Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George.

Q. What Did the Coach Say to His Losing Team of Snakes? A. You Can't Venom All!Insect Puns Really Bug Me!Two Fish Are in a Tank. One Asks the Other: "How Do You Drive This Thing?"

Q. What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!

Q. What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A. Hiss-tory!

Q. What was the snake's best subject in school?
A. Math, because he was an adder.

Q. Where do the most ants live?
A. In Antlantic City.

Q. Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A. Too much competition!

Q. What do you call a homeless bug?
A. A Bum-blebee!

Q. What do fireflies eat?
A. Light snacks.

Q. What do you call an underwater social network?
A. Fishbook!

Q. Which fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish because they always look sharp!

Q. What's the best way to catch a fish?
A. Have someone throw it to you.

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