Humor, Animal Jokes, Beastly Puns
around with wildlife laughs, dandy lion puns, Bee-rated humor and fiercely
Please Don't Feed the Animals! Undomesticated humor, wildlife jokes,
and bees-tly puns ahead.
Funny Animal Jokes, Feral Humor, Animal Puns
(Because Tame Humor and Zoo
Jokes are TOO Mainstream for Animal Lovers with
a Wild Sense of Humor!)
| Ape Jokes | Bat
Puns | Bear | Bee
| Bigfoot Jokes | Bird
| Bison Puns | Butterfly
| Chimp Grins |
| Crocodile LOLs | Crow
| Deer | Dinosaur
Jokes | Dolphin | Elephant
Jokes | Fish | Fly
| Forest Critter | Fox
Puns | Frog | Giraffe
Jokes | Gorilla | Hippo
| Insect | Kangaroo
| Leopard |
| Lion Jokes | Lizard
Laughs | Lobster | Lynx
LOLs | Monkey Jokes | Mouse
| Octopus | Owl
| Panda Puns | Polar
Bear | Rabbit |
Safari Animal | Sealife | Shark
LOLs | Shellfish | Snake
| Spider Jokes | Tiger
| T-Rex Jokes | Turtle
| Vet Jokes | Whale
| Wolf Howls | Yak
| Zoo Humor |
What do you call a lion wearing a very dapper hat?
A. A dandy lion!
Which big cat should you never bet against?
A. A Cheetah!
Animal Pick-Up Line:
Hey wild one, I'd like to domesticat you!
What did the drone bee say when he returned home to the
A. Honey, I'm Home!
Where do you get honey in a graveyard?
A. From a zombee!
Why was the hornet looking for the trash cans?
A. Because it wasn't a litterbug!
How do you save a drowning rodent?
A. With mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.
Pick-Up Line: Mice to meet you!
What does a mouse's cousin use to paint her nails?
A. Shrew polish.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Which type of underwear do race horses wear?
A. Short Jockeys.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do horses say about Painful Puns
that feature equines?
What is the biggest difference between a lion and a tiger?
A. A tiger is missing the mane part.
Why was the wildcat tamer fined?
A. For parking on the yellow lion.
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey
Kitty, an evening with me is like catnip 'cause I can make
a cougar like you go wild.
Hookup Line: Hey Kitty,
wanna play lion? Okay, you just kneel right there, and I'll
throw you my meat.
Why was the jungle party a snoozer?
A. Because they forgot the chimps and dip.
What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George!
Why did the gorilla fail his High School finals?
A. He had little ape-titude.
Why did baboons ride the carousel at the amusement park?
A. 'Cause they wanted to monkey around.
Why are penguins so socially awkward?
A. They just can't break the ice.
Who is a penguin's favorite relative?
Cold Point to Ponder: Isn't it ironic that ants don't live
How does a penguin build a house?
A. Igloos it together!
Why did the sasquatch like to hear all these Painful
A. Because Bigfoot doesn't want to myth out on
the punch lines.
What happens if Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist!
What does Bigfoot do to ensure good luck?
A. He knocks on wood!
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
A. He didn't want to jump to conclusions.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
A. Hopping mad.
Why don't kangaroos make good sailors?
A. Because they always jump ship.
What did Mrs. Kangaroo expect her hubby to do with today's
A. Hop to it!
Wildly Funny Wild Animal Jokes | 1
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| 6 | 7
| 8 | 9
| 10 | 11
| 12 | 13
| 14 | 15
What do you call a very rude goose?
A. A Mockingbird!
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
A. Fowl Weather!
How do you get a silly goose to stop calling you?
A. Take away its phone.
you hear about the blonde who decided to become a sheep
farmer? She planted them too close together.
What lives under water and bleats at ships?
A. A ewe-boat.
Where do sheep go on holiday?
What did the goose say when it turned cold for the winter?
Why do ducks and geese fly south?
A. Because it's too far to walk!
Where do bird royalty live?
A. At Duckingham Palace.
Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2 | 3
| Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
| Zoo Jokes | Wildcat
Puns | Lion Jokes | 2
| Leopard Jokes, Cheetah Puns
| Lynx LOLs | Tiger
| Elephant Jokes | 2
| Giraffe Jokes | Hippo
Puns | 2 |
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes | 2 1 3
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Panda
Puns | Polar Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
| Forest Critter Puns | Bat
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Sports
Animal Jokes | Denver Broncos
| Wild Bird Jokes | 2
| 3 | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | 2
| Crow Jokes | 2
| Duck Puns | Goose
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
Jokes, Porpoise Puns | Whale Jokes
| Marine Mammal Jokes, Deep Sea Animal
| Octopus Jokes, Squid Puns |
Sea Creature Jokes, Shellfsh Puns, Lobster
LOLs, Crab Grins | 3 |
| Fish Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Shark Jokes | 2
| Finny Fish Puns | Tropical
Fish Jokes, Aquarium Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
| Garden Critter LOLs | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
You've slithered down
this far, so here's even wild
laughter, beastly humor,
free range jokes and feral
funny painful puns that really do roar:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
| Bartender Jokes | Blonde
Jokes | Cents-Less Puns | Colorado
Jokes | Daily Groans |
Hairy Jokes | Hipster LOLs |
| Key Laughs | Magician
Jokes | Martian Jokes
| Music Puns | Pirate
Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes | Social
Media Jokes |
| Sports Jokes | Superhero
Laughs | Travel Jokes | Turdy
Jokes | Urine Puns | Weed
Jokes | Werewolf Howls |
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