Q. Why don't gorillas in Denver, Colorado have to get high even though they legally can?
A. Because they're already a mile high!

Colorado Stoner Ski Bum Pick-Up Line: Hey gorilla my dreams, what if I made a Loveland Pass at you?

Big Ape Toker At a Colorado Ski Area Pick-Up Line: High there snow bunny, wanna get up-lifted?

Q. What did the stoner monkey say when he heard about the drug test?
A. Dude, what kind of drugs are we testing?

Q. Why do stoner monkeys in Coloradans stay high?
A. 'Cause they like the view up there.

Q. What do you call the new game where cheeky stoners get so baked they can barely chase each other around the yard?
A. It's called Hash Tag!

Q. What happened to the chimpanzee taste taster at the Colorado cannabis bakery?
A. He got a pot belly.

Q. What do big ape stoners always take along when hunting for Colorado craft beer?
A. High-powered taste buds.

Q. Why do so many primates visit the Mile High city?
A. For the high times.

Classic 420 Quip from a Gym Gorilla: As a part of a balanced breakfast, make a joint decision, and don't forget to eat your Weedies!

Q. How did the director know his new mock-umentary movie about stoner monkeys was a big hit in Colorado?
A. Everyone was rolling in the aisles.

Q. What happened after the spider monkey got baked?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Q. How are pothead monkeys and Christmas lights alike?
A. They all hang together, but half of them don't work, and the other half aren't so bright.

Q. What do stoner monkeys say on 420?
A. You're Ganja Enjoint the Day!

Q. What was the hipster monkey doing on his vacation to Colorado's high country?
A. Blazing a trail off the mainstream.

Q. How can a cheeky chimp tell if he's toked too much?
A. Is that even possible to do, or is that odd?

Q. Why did the stoner monkey leave milk and edible cookies out on 420 eve?
A. For Willie Nelson.

Q. What do stoner monkeys call tense scenes in Tarzan movies?
A. High drama.

Stoner Poem by Koko the Gorilla: Weed.

Q. How many stoner monkeys does it take to have a bake sale?
A. Geez, if they're already baked, why not?

Q. How does a stoner monkey know a weed source is up to Bro Code?
A. 'Cause good buds always stick together.

Q. Why don't big apes in green Colorado mountain towns ever get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road.

Stoner Monkey Point to Ponder: Square box, round pizza, triangular slices? I'm so confused!

Stoner Monkey Munchies Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, wanna get together to eat banana bread sometime?

Q. How do stoner monkeys always know which way to go to get to the nearest pot shop?
A. There's a lot of Indica-tors along the way.

Simian Sensimilla Point to Ponder: Why is schwag good when an entertainer gives you a goodie bag, but not something you'd ever ask for in Colorado?

Q. What does a big ape in LoDo Denver say at 2 A.M.?
A. Hey, I'll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

Q. Why are marijuana jokes always so funny to big apes?
A. 'Cause it's just blunt humor.

Q. What did the stoner monkey say to the banana?
A. I find you a-peeling!

Cannabis Pick-Up Line: Hey Kong, is that a 9-inch blunt in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. What do circus monkeys call a mysterious man who's a marijuana magician?
A. A Dab-bler.

Q. What do circus monkeys call a tight rope performer on marijuana?
A. A high wired walker.

Q. Why did the blonde break up with her big ape stoner boyfriend?
A. Because he could eat alphabet soup and crap out smarter stuff than she could.

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. 'Cause squatches like the high country view.

Zen Stoner Monkey 420 Quip: Somewhere out there, there is a tree, timelessly producing oxygen and THC so you can breathe.

Well-Timed 420 Quip by a Stoner Monkey: Occasionally, I smoke marijuana every single day. Time travel is what it is.

Sci-Fi 420-ism To Monkey Around With: I used to smoke weed. I still do, but I used to. Don't you just hate time paradoxes?

Big Dumb Ape Pick-Up Line: High, wanna come along and smoke my bong?

Q. What is the universal emoticom of potheads everywhere?
A. The smiley face!

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