Chat Ups and Weedy Corny Pot Come-Ons
a hottie with weed pick-up lines, highly funny flirts, and Cannabis come-on
Light Up Your Night with Caution! Marijuana love poems, kush chat
ups, and high flying hookups ahead.
Pothead Pick-Up Lines & Cannabis
(Because Cannabis Come-Ons
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Looking
for a Smokin' Hot Hookup!)
Weed Flirt Lines, Cannabis Come-Ons
| 2 | 3
| Weed LOLs, Cannabis Puns | Blunt
Weed Jokes |
| Legal Weed Jokes | Colorado
Cannabis Jokes | Mile High Buzz
| Pot Poetry, Marijuana Mantras |
| Ganja Music Jokes | Pot
Party Puns | Animal Pothead Puns
| Weed Light Bulb LOLs | Happy
| Incredible Green Hulk |
Spaced Out Aliens | Gnome
Grown Weed LOLs | Gnome Pothead Puns
Pick Up Line: Hi nice to meet you. Um, what's your name
Pick Up Line: Hon, it was love at first weed. Achoo! Yes,
I love you.
Poetry: It might be the munchies, or maybe it's the high,
but I think my next meal shall be between your thighs.
Tasty Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, are you into salad? 'Cause I've got a bowl of Devil's
Lettuce ready and waiting for you.
Cannabis Come-On: Hey, what kind of grinder are you using?
'Cause you are extra fine!
Pick Up Line: Girl, are you double jointed? 'Cause you've
got two joints.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Indica? 'Cause
you're so smooth and mellow.
Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Smoochy Poochy?
'Cause my lips pucker up whenever I get near you.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, your kush is out of this world!
Pick Up Poetry: No, it's not dope to say nope
when there's still some some hope of a smokin'
Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be
a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Dizz? 'Cause
I'd like you to fall for me!
Pick Up Line: Wow, wanna blow this joint? 'Cause you are
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you look really tight.
Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Terp? 'Cause
you are making me sticky and perT-y happy.
Pot Pick Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.
Colorado Come-On: Hi, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed
be Rocky Mountain High together!
Munchies Pick Up Line: Hey, we're not girl scouts, so you
wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, do you Pink Panther? 'Cause
you're a real gem and I'd like to steal away with you after
we blow this joint.
Colorado 420 Line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today,
but I bet you could turn me on!
to Remember 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!
Head Pick-Up Line: Is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause girl,
you are so spliffy!
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're not Maryjane, but I still
Cannabis Chat Up: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake
sale. Wanna joint us?
Why do so many tourists visit the Mile High city?
A. To pick up on so many hot cannabis come-ons.
Stoned Pick Up Line: Can I marry you, Anna?
Stoner Come-On: Hey Mary Jane, I don't even need a lighter
'cause you're so hot!
Country Come-On: Wow, your eyes are as green as
Dank Come-On: Hey baby, I'm feeling a little off today,
but I bet you could turn me on!
Pick Up Line: Hey there, I am so baked, so go ahead and
take a bite.
Stoner Come-On: High Mary Jane, I don't even need a lighter
'cause you're already smokin'!
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, as a part of a balanced breakfast,
don't forget to have your Weedies.
Hook Up Line: Are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you're into going green, so let's
just blow this joint!
Country Skier Pick Up Line: Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?
Jokes | Blunt Humor | Colorado
Cannabis LOLs | Pot Poetry |
Music | Stoner
Hot LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the
Midnight Munchie Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd
be a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.
Pick Up Line: Hey there, was your name Zigzag or
Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Pocket Rocket?
Or, are you just happy to see me?
Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.
Pick Up Line: Hey Hottie, you are smokin'! Can I take a
Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, is your name Dinkie Dow?
'Cause you are making my portfolio rise.
DIA Pick Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's
catch a flight and see where we land.
Anti Hookup Line: You're right! It appears that smoking
weed makes you stupid, 'cause the more I smoke, the dumber
Madness Pick-Up Line: Hello miss, since it's Roaring '20s,
would you care to muggle?
Hot Pick Up Line: Hey there, does a hazy gaze appeal to
Cannabis Come-On: I'm into Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
| Corny Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy
Pick Up Lines | 2 | Animal
Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
| Gardener Chat Ups | Gnome
Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
| Dating Jokes | Dating
App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
| Lover Jokes, Love Puns |
Sex Bot Jokes |
| Marriage Jokes, Engaging Wedding Humor
| Divorce Jokes | Breakup
Jokes, Dateless Puns |
| Guy Jokes, Man Humor | Lady
Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
You're still flying solo, so
here's even more lit laughter,
kush jokes and highly
funny painful puns that'll pick
up your mood:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Arr-ful Puns | Blonde
Jokes | Chef Jokes | Colorado
Jokes | Craft Beer Jokes | Doctor
Jokes | Fit Humor |
| Hipster Jokes | Light
Bulb Jokes | Magic Puns |
Noted Music Jokes | Oh
Crap! | Police Jokes | Psychic
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Travel
Jokes | Vampire Puns | Weed
Jokes | Zombie Jokes |
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