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Hulk Asks: What do you call a horny stoner? A. A Weed Whacker!Gnomes with Pot Leaves: Do You Live in a Corn Field? 'Cause I'm Stalking YouQ. Why do aliens monitor Twitter? A. For the blunt banter!

Weed Pick Up Line: Hi nice to meet you. Um, what's your name again?

Weed Pick Up Line: Hon, it was love at first weed. Achoo! Yes, I love you.

Marijuana Poetry: It might be the munchies, or maybe it's the high, but I think my next meal shall be between your thighs.

Weedy Tasty Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, are you into salad? 'Cause I've got a bowl of Devil's Lettuce ready and waiting for you.

Colorado Cannabis Come-On: Hey, what kind of grinder are you using? 'Cause you are extra fine!

Weed Pick Up Line: Girl, are you double jointed? 'Cause you've got two joints.

Weed Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Indica? 'Cause you're so smooth and mellow.

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Smoochy Poochy? 'Cause my lips pucker up whenever I get near you.

Spaceman Pick Up Line: Hey girl, your kush is out of this world!

Weed Pick Up Poetry: No, it's not dope to say nope when there's still some some hope of a smokin' hot evening.

Hungry Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Dizz? 'Cause I'd like you to fall for me!

Q. What did the frog say after lighting up? A. Don't worry, be hoppy!Cannabis Question: Why can't we all just get a bong?Hulk Says: Happy High Day!

Smokin' Pick Up Line: Wow, wanna blow this joint? 'Cause you are hot!

Joint Chat Up Line: Hey girl, you look really tight.

Stonette Pick-Up Line: Hey dude, is your name Terp? 'Cause you are making me sticky and perT-y happy.

Poetic Pot Pick Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

Classic Colorado Come-On: Hi, do you smoke pot? 'Cause weed be Rocky Mountain High together!

Stoner Munchies Pick Up Line: Hey, we're not girl scouts, so you wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?

Kush Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, do you Pink Panther? 'Cause you're a real gem and I'd like to steal away with you after we blow this joint.

Blunt Colorado 420 Line: Hey, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Easy to Remember 420 Pick Up Line: Hey, let's meet at 4:20!

Pot Head Pick-Up Line: Is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause girl, you are so spliffy!

Canna Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're not Maryjane, but I still might Marijuana.

Garden Gnomes in Pot Leaves: Lettuce a GnomeAlien says: In Colorado, if you don't like weed puns, you ganja have a bad time!Weed Leaf Says: Wake Up And Bake Up!

Tasty Cannabis Chat Up: Hey, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Wanna joint us?

Q. Why do so many tourists visit the Mile High city?
A. To pick up on so many hot cannabis come-ons.

Seriously Stoned Pick Up Line: Can I marry you, Anna?

Hot Stoner Come-On: Hey Mary Jane, I don't even need a lighter 'cause you're so hot!

High Country Come-On: Wow, your eyes are as green as Colorado!

Dark Dank Come-On: Hey baby, I'm feeling a little off today, but I bet you could turn me on!

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey there, I am so baked, so go ahead and take a bite.

Toasted Stoner Come-On: High Mary Jane, I don't even need a lighter 'cause you're already smokin'!

Cannabis Chat Up Line: Hey babe, as a part of a balanced breakfast, don't forget to have your Weedies.

Stoner Hook Up Line: Are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey baby, you're into going green, so let's just blow this joint!

High Country Skier Pick Up Line: Hey, girl. Wanna get up-lifted?

Alien Abduction: Can I be blunt? Join us for a hghly recommended laugh!What does Chewie call Han when he uses weed? A. Han So-High!Q. What did the stoner at the party say before the copy came? A. Let's blow this joint!

Hot LoDo Pick Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Stoner Midnight Munchie Line: Hey, If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato. If I was a potato, I'd be a baked potato.

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey there, was your name Zigzag or Doob?

Blunt Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Pocket Rocket? Or, are you just happy to see me?

Trichome Pick Up Line: Weed be cute together.

Cannabis Pick Up Line: Hey Hottie, you are smokin'! Can I take a hit?

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, is your name Dinkie Dow? 'Cause you are making my portfolio rise.

High-Flying DIA Pick Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight and see where we land.

Stoner Anti Hookup Line: You're right! It appears that smoking weed makes you stupid, 'cause the more I smoke, the dumber you sound.

Reefer Madness Pick-Up Line: Hello miss, since it's Roaring '20s, would you care to muggle?

Smokin' Hot Pick Up Line: Hey there, does a hazy gaze appeal to you, too?

Confusing Cannabis Come-On: I'm into Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?

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