Banker's
Pick Up Poetry: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm debt-free,
so I can afford you!
Q.
What do you call a horny rep at a predatory refi company?
A. A loan wolf.
Banking
Come-On: Hey Girl, would you be receptive to my takeover
bid?
Banking
Chat Up Line: If I had a dollar for every time I've thought
about you, I'd be able to retire in style.
Banking
Pick Up Line: Babe, are you a one-sided balance sheet with
all assets and no liabilities?
Priceless
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, bankers do it with a penalty for
early withdrawal.
Banking
Chat Up Line: Babe, you are finer than the print on my credit
card agreement. |
Economist
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you've got the curves to supply
my demand!
Economist
Pick-Up Line: Whoa baby, you raise my interest rate thirty
basis points without a corresponding drop off in consumer
enthusiasm.
Economist
Hookup Line: Hey girl, how about we re-measure our cross-elasticity
tonight?
Economist
Hit Up Line: Hey baby, how about we raise housing starts
together?
Economist
Hook Up Line: Girl, further stimulus could result in uncontrolled
expansion!
Economist
Come-On Line: Hey babe, tell me whether my expectations
are rational.
Colorado
Economist Hit Up Line: Girl, you stoke the animal spirit
of my market.
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Accountant
Chat Up Line: Babe, you can list me as a deduction, 'cause
I am dependant on your lovin'.
Accountant
Chat Up Line: I'm an incomplete ledger without you 'cause
I need you to balance me out.
CPA
Pick Up Line: Let's fill out that 1040. Your'e a 10, and
I'm 40.
Accountant
Chat Up Line: Hey Baby, looking in your books, I see you
have room for a date-a entry.
Accountant
Pick Up Line: Babe, if 4+4=8, then me + you = fate!
Accountant
Come-On Line: Baby, it's too taxing for me not to love you.
Accountant
Come-On: I've been monitoring you're body all night, and
you are in fine standing. |