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Monday
Jokes, Moon Day Humor, Mon-dane Puns
Clock in for tired Monday morning humor, sleepy moan day
puns, and mad day jokes.
Monday Humor, Luna Puns, Blue Monday Jokes
(Because Moan Day Jokes Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream When the Moon's Day is
Just Full of IT!) |
Warning:
Oversleep at Your Own Peril! Mad Monday jokes, mum day humor, and
munch day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Humor | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Monday
Point to Ponder: Why isn't Monday referred to as Bunday,
since it's the wurst?
Q.
What is the biggest calendar bummer every seven years or
so?
A. When your birthday falls on a Monday! |
Q.
Which day of the week do painful punsters enjoy the most?
A. MemeDay.
Mondane
Monday Moan: I haven't had a Monday this bad – well,
not since last Monday.
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Monday
Matter of Fact Trivia: One day on planet Mercury lasts 1408
hours – the same as one Monday on Earth!
Q.
On Monday morning, why do we ask "How was your
weekend?"
A. So we can tell everybody about our weekend!
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Which superhero comes to your rescue on Monday mornings?
A. Coffee!
Monday
Point to Ponder: If Monday had a nose, would you punch it?
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Q.
How do you know the work week will get even crazier after
Monday and Tuesday?
A. Because all that's left is WTF.
Q.
What do coffee lovers call their favorite day of the week?
A. MudDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?
A. MoonDay.
Q.
What was the worst part of my Monday?
A. Listening to all of you complain about yours. |
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Why did the blonde wear her TGIF T-shirt on Monday?
A. She thought it meant Tits Go In Front.
Friday
Point to Ponder: Why is it that Friday is so close to Monday,
but Monday is so far from Friday? |
Q.
Which day of the week do naked streakers look forward to?
A. MoonDay.
Q.
What is the meteorology term for a sunny, warm, gorgeous
day that follows two days of rain?
A. Monday!
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Q.
Why did the blonde name her cat Monday?
A. Because it's dark, snarky, and sneaks up out of nowhere!
Q.
Which day of the week do ghosts look forward to?
A. MoanDay. |
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Which day of the week is the worst for somebody on a diet?
A. MunchDay.
Q.
How are Mondays like mosquitoes?
A. Because they bite! |
Q.
Which one single word describes Monday best?
A. Mundane!
Q.
Which day of the week does Scrooge like the most?
A. MONeyDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do fall flowers like best?
A. MumDay.
Q.
What is the shortest horror story ever written?
A. Three words: Mourning Monday Morning. |
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Why did Monday go to a shrink?
A. Because it thought everybody hated it.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most macho?
A. ManDay. |
Wasted
Weekend Point to Ponder: It was Friday, I blinked, and now
it's Monday again? OUCH!
Q.
Why aren't Mondays that bad afterall?
A. Because they only comprise 1/7 of your life.
Q.
What is it called when it's harder and harder to get out
of bed each Monday morning?
A. A wakening week-en-ing.
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Q.
Which day of the week does a dominatrix look forward to?
A. MoanDay.
Monday
walks into a bar. That's how you know it's going to be the
longest, most grueling week in recent memory. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You're still clocked in, so
here's even more blue humor,
tired jokes,
mundane laughs and lunae
painful puns to keep you moaning
today:
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Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
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Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
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Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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