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Monday
Morning Humor, Luna Jokes, Mon Puns
Wake up to howling funny moon day jokes, weak day puns,
and Monday sucks humor.
Monday Jokes, Moon Day Puns, Dies Lunae LOLs
(Because Moon Day Jokes Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream If Your @#$%!
Alarm Didn't Go Off Monday Morning!) |
Warning:
Begin the Week with Caution! Day after Sunday jokes, man day humor,
and meme day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Humor | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week do craft beer drinkers look forward
to?
A. MugDay.
Monday
walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get outta here,
Mon. It's only Sunday!" |
Monday
Point to Ponder: If every day is a gift, why can't you return
Monday for a day that fits you better?
Q.
Why aren't Mondays that bad afterall?
A. Because they only comprise 1/7 of the year – unless
it's an unfortunate leap year...
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Q.
Which day of the week do hookers really dig?
A. ManDay.
Q.
How are Mondays like vampires?
A. Because they suck! |
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Q. Which day of the week does a planet enjoy most?
A. MoonDay.
Monday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
are you a hipster? 'Cause it's not mainstream to meet the
love of your life on a Monday. |
Monday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is
your name Microsoft? 'Cause I'd let you crash at my place.
Non
Monday Pick-Up Line: Without
you, babe, every day is another Monday.
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Q.
Which is the thirstiest day of the week?
A. MugDay.
Monday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
is your name Monday? 'Cause I've waited all weekend to see
you! |
| Q.
Which day of the week do British mothers enjoy the most?
A. MumDay. |
Monday
Morning Bummer: Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the
end of the tunnel will be turned off until Tuesday!
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Monday
Point to Ponder: If Monday was a hair style, would it be
a mullet? |
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Flash: Tuesday sucks almost as much as Monday does! |
Q.
Which day of the week do bill collectors like the most?
A. MONeyDay.
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Monday
Thought of the Day: I've heard about history repeating itself,
but I wish the vicious cycle of Monday mornings would stop!
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| Q.
Which day of the week do jumping cows get excited about?
A. MoonDay. |
Monday
Point to Ponder: We all love those Monday holidays and short
work week. You still have to get a full week's work done
and you do it, so why can't every week be a 4-day work week?
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Q.
Which day of the week do visual jokesters enjoy the most?
A. MemeDay. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You made it to Meme Day, so
here's more mum laughter, howls
of humor,
jokes that work and tiring
painful puns to get you through at least
two days:
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More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
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Blonde Jokes | Brewed
Puns | Cents-Less Puns | Coffee
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
| Happy Hour Humor | Hipster
Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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