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Tuesday
Puns,
DOs Day Jokes, Dudes Day Humor
Get tight with noose day jokes, tunes day humor, chews
day puns and booze daze laughs.
Tuesday Jokes, Two-fer Humor, Twos Day Puns
(Because Tooth Day Jokes Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream When You Have a Dentist
Appointment on Tuesday!) |
Warning:
Do Today at Your Own Risk! Boos day humor, tooth day jokes, and
sick ah-choo's day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wednesday
Jokes, Hump Day LOLs |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Tuesday
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, let's
just blow off Tuesday and go straight to Hump Day!
Q.
Which day of the week do cheesy comedians dread most?
A. BoosDay. |
Q.
How are your barber and your dog alike?
A.They both really like DOsDay.
Tuesday
Point to Ponder: Is it merely a coincidence that Two-Fer
Tuesday is the day after Monday?
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Q.
Which day of the week is busiest at dating websites?
A. TwosDay.
Tuesday
Pick-Up Line: Your name must
be Tuesday because I can't see your weak end from
here. |
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Q. Why is Fat Tuesday the favorite day of the year
for so many Americans?
A. No excuse necessary, in more than one way.
Tuesday
Words of Wisdom: Making it to Tuesday is a sign you managed
to survive Monday! |
Q.
How do you know next Tuesday will be deadly?
A. Your coworkers are referring to it as NooseDay.
Tuesday
Trivia: Tuesday is actually Monday's annoying little brother!
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Q.
What do you call a Tuesday after a 3-day weekend?
A. Double Whammy Tuesday Monday. OUCH!
Tuesday
Words of Wisdom: If you wake up dreading Tuesday, you're
gonna have a typical Tuesday. |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the scariest of them all?
A. BoosDay!
Q.
Which day of the week gets booked first at the dentist's
office?
A. ToothDay! |
Midweek
Words of Wisdom: Do not get hung up on NooseDay!
Q.
What was Noah's favorite day of the week?
A. TwosDay!
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Q.
Which day of the week is the saddest of them all?
A. BluesDay!
Q.
Which day of the week do musicians like best?
A. TunesDay. |
| Q.
Which day of the week absolutely blows bubblegum away?
A. ChewsDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most obnoxious and inconsiderate?
A. Rudes Day. |
Q.
Why does your dog think Tuesday is awesome?
A. Because he thinks you said ChewsDay!
Q.
Which day of he week is the sneakiest?
A. Ruse Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is most macho and manly?
A. DudesDay.
Q.
Which day of the week is always hopping at the craft beer
pub?
A. Brews Day. |
| Q.
Which day of the week do ghosts live for?
A. BoosDay.
Tuesday
Truism: Tuesday is typically the second favorite day of
the week for putting things off until later in the work
week... |
Q.
Which day of the week do nachos really eat up?
A. Taco Tuesday.
Q.
A cowboy road into Denver on Tuesday, stayed for five days,
and left again on Tuesday. Was he a time traveler?
A. Naw pardner, his horse's name was Tuesday!
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Q.
Which day of the week is the scariest of them all?
A. BoosDay!
Tuesday
Point to Ponder: When Halloween falls on a Tuesday, should
you call it BoosDay? |
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You've made the cut this DOs
Day, so here's even more two-fer
humor,
booze dazed jokes, and toothy
painful puns that do
make you laugh today:
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Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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