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Monday
Jokes, Mutt Day Puns, Mud Day
Humor
Muddle
through Muck-Day mourning with Mug Day puns, Spun-Day humor, and Mutton
Day jokes.
Monday
Morning Jokes and Moon Day Humor
(Because Early Morn-Day Jokes
and Meh Day Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When
Monday is Finally Over!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Tired Monday jokes, eye-rolling Mon-dane
humor, and Mewn-Day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Funday Humor | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes, Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the best for junk food sales?
A. Munch Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is the cruelest of them all?
A. Mean Day. |
Q.
Which weekly event was first celebrated in London during
the 1960s?
A. Mod Day.
Q.
When will you hear the most complaining during the week?
A. On Moan Days.
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Q.
Which day of the week seems like it goes on forever and
will never end?
A. Month Day.
Q.
Which day of the week was always celebrated by Attila?
A. Hun Day. |
| Q.
Which crazy day of the week is the most insane?
A. Mad Day.
Q.
When does one thing suddenly turn into another?
A. On Morph Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week keeps janitors the busiest?
A. Mop Day.
Q.
Which day of the week needs a shave and a fresh pair of
underwear?
A. Man Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is the best for raincoat sales in
London?
A. Mac Day.
Q.
When do lobsters like to get together to party?
A. Maine Day. |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the most macho and high testosterone?
A. Man Day.
Q.
When do lions usually go to the barbershop?
A. Mane Day. |
Q.
When does the abbott throw a party at the monastery?
A. Monk Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most dynastic?
A. Ming Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week really bugs you after dark?
A. Moth Day.
Q.
Which day of the week makes black widows smile?
A. Men Day. |
| Q.
Which heavy day of the week weighs the most?
A. Ton Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is the dullest and most uninteresting?
A. Meh Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week is respectfully observed by wearing
black?
A. Mourn Day.
Q.
Why don't vampires like Mondays?
A. Because they suck! |
Q.
When is the most popular time for visiting the top of Pikes
Peak?
A. Mount Day.
Q.
Which day keeps the glue factory workers busy?
A. Bond Day. |
Q.
When are the most stupid mistakes made during the week?
A. Muff Day.
Q.
Which day of the week do selfish brats whine about?
A. Mine Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is just a cheesy knockoff?
A. Mock Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most unholy?
A. Mend Day.
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Q.
Which day of the week do scam artists look forward to?
A. Con Day.
Q.
Which day do sables always celebrate every week?
A. Mink Day. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You've
muddled through the muck,
so here's more weak
laughter, a-mew-sing
humor, dog-tired jokes and
mon-dayn painful puns
that'll leave you dazed:
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Humor | Dog Jokes | Kitty
Cat Laughs |
| Man Jokes | Moon
Jokes | Morning Jokes | Night
Humor | Noon Laughs | Pig
Puns | Pirate Jokes | Police
Puns |
| Psychic Jokes | Rainy
Day Puns | Rooster Jokes |
Sci-Fi Jokes | Sheep
Puns | Sports Jokes | Thunder
Jokes |
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