What did the coffee addict tell himself every morning?
A. I don't have a problem with coffee. I have a problem
Did you realize Coffee spelled backward is eeffoC?
A. The only tiime you'd even think about that fact is before
you've had your morning mugs, and that's an EeFFOC.
This coffee tastes like dirt!
Blonde Waiter: Yes sir, that's because it was ground this
420 Quip: It's always 420 in Colorado, so wake up and bake
Why do funereral directors like to stay up all night to
watch the sun rise?
A. Because they're really into mourning.
Morning Laugh: Is it Friday yet?
Which superhero comes to your rescue on Monday mornings?
Why are cold coffee and smokin' marijuana such a popular
wake up and bake up ritual in Colorado?
A. 'Cause that's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.
What is the only bummer early Saturday morning?
A. Having to watch infomericials before the cartoons start!
How does a penguin chef make pancakes each morning?
A. He uses his flippers.
you hear about the blonde who went to the gym on her own
Accord this morning. Well, why would she drive somebody
else's car? Duh!
How do you know you've had the best Friday night you could?
A. 'Cause you can sleep in as late as you want to or need
to on Saturday morning!
night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.
Morning Ha Ha Highlight of the Day: Better days are ahead.
They're called Saturday and Sunday!
Morning Bummer: Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the
end of the tunnel will be turned off until Tuesday!
Night Point to Ponder: Is Saturday morning inevitable, or
can you just put it off until Sunday or Monday?
What did the over-enthusiastic party goer say to the host
A. Mind if I hang over at your place in the morning?