| Q.
Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
A. Because it tastes like boogers.
Q.
How do snowmen pay for carrots and coal?
A. Cold, hard cash!
Q.
What did the annoyed snowman say to the carrot?
A. Just get out of my face!
Q.
In snowman speak, what is an Ig?
A. A crappy house without a Loo.
Q.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
A. The
Abdominable Snowman.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a snowman, a laughing hyena,
and a painful pun?
A. Frostbite that really, really hurts! Ouch! |
Q.
What does a snowman take when he's not feeling well?
A. A chill pill.
Q.
What do you call a snowman orgy?
A. A
snowball fight.
Q.
How can you tell if a snowman has exceptional bravado?
A. He's got big snowballs.
Q.
Why do some snowmen aspire to be famous actors?
A. Because
there's no business like snow business.
Eye-See
Snowman Pick-Up Line:
Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs?
Winter
Snowman Pick-Up Line:
Hello Winter, I've become frost-smitten with you.
|
Q.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A. A snow fake.
Q.
Why doesn't a snowman wear pants?
A. Because he like being wind blown.
Q.
Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the
winter cold without a coat.
Q.
What do you call a snowman orgasm?
A. Sleet.
Q.
What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A. A
meltdown!
Chillin'
Snowman Hookup Line: Wow,
this snow storm really blows. How about you? |
