Q.
What do snarky Colorado snowman call really slow skiers
on the bunny runs?
A. Slope
pokes.
Colorado
Winter Pick-Up Line: Babe,
I didn't know angels could fly, but I just saw you skiing.
Q.
What falls, but never hurts itself?
A. Snow. |
Q.
What diet did the snowman go on as a New Year's resolution?
A. The Meltdown Diet.
Q.
What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Winter
Pick-Up Line: Wow, this
snow storm really blows. How about you?
|
Q.
What do snowladies use on their face during the winter?
A. Cold Cream.
Q.
What did the snowman say about the latest gossip?
A. I couldn't hear it, so I have snow idea?
Eye-See
Snowman Pick-Up Line:
Hey Baby, wanna see my snowballs? |