Q.
How can you tell it's too hot in your urban Denver henhouse
during August?
A. The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Hot
August Harvest Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, is your name Cayenne?
'Cause you're almost too hot to handle.
Q.
How can you spot a happy motorcyclist during August?
A. You can see the bugs in his teeth.
Q.
What did the pig say while on his sunny summer beach vacation?
A. I am bacon!
Q.
Why did the the blonde farmer wear dark glasses all summer
long?
A. Because she was growing sunflowers! Duh!
Q.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike in late August?
A. Because it lost its pedals.
Q.
How can you stop somebody from stealing food hot off your
barbeque grill this summer season?
A. With a burger alarm! |
Hot
Dog End of the Summer Sentiment: I'm going to spend Labor
Day putting my liver to work!
Labor
Day Point to Ponder: Aren't all babies born on Labor Day?
Sorry
our last Labor Day pun was so painful. It just doesn't work...
Labor
Day Point to Ponder: Why isn't it called No-Labor
Day?
On
the Tuesday after Labor Day, take comfort in knowing that
the pressure to have fun over the summer has finally passed.
Cheers!
Here's hoping we all still have jobs when we return from
Labor Day weekend.
Labor
Day Pick-Up Line to Ponder: Babe,
can you still work it on Labor Day?
Q.
What spoiled the big Labor Day beef steak BBQ?
A. When the hornets next door buzzed by by for a bite.
Sorry
our last Labor Day pun was so painful. It just doesn't work...
|
Sizzling
Summer Humor: Brought a new grill home last night. She's
a real gas and she's really hot, especially after you turn
her on!
Q.
What did the gay pride folks call thier flaming hot summer
backyard party?
A. LGBBQ.
Hot
Summer Pick-Up Poetry: Dear Beef, Hot coals are red, gas
flames are blue, but when it comes to meat, all I want is
you.
Q.
What did the fired-up grill master say to the vegan at the
summer cookout?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while
more important things are at steak.
Q.
What is a summer barbeque enthusiast's favorite song lyric?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.
Q.
What is great about Facebook?
A. It's just super to keep up on all the barbeques you weren't
invited to over the summer.
Q.
What did Summer say to Spring?
A. Help! I'm going to fall! |