| Q.
Why don't skeletons like Halloween parties?
A. They have no body to dance with.
Q.
What do you call a skeleton that stays out in sub-zero weather
too long?
A. A Numbskull.
Q.
Do monsters enjoy Halloween skeleton jokes?
A. Yes, they find them quite humerus.
Q.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon Bone-apart. |
Q.
What do you call two witches who share an apartment?
A. Broom mates!
Q.
Which song is played in covens on Halloween?
A. Season of the Witch by Donovan.
Q.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A. A sour puss.
Q.
What do you call a witch who landed in poison ivy?
A. An Itchy Witchy.
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Q.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
A. To have his ghoul stones removed.
Q.
Which kind of plates do skeletons prefer?
A. Antique bone china.
Q.
Why are skeletons good at chopping down trees?
A. They're Lumbar-jacks!
Q.
What is a skeleton's weapon of choice?
A. A bone and marrow.
A
skeleton walks into a bar on Halloween and says, "I'd
like two beers and a mop." |
