Why did the confirmed bachelor wear a mask on Valentine's
A. He heard love was in the air.
Valentine's Day Point to Ponder: Is LOVE the seventh sense,
the one that destroys the legit six senses?
What did the Vampire prostitute say to her date on Valentine's
A. You suck less than the others.
Day Pick-Down Line: Roses are
red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than be with
Can February March?
A. No, but April May...
Funny Anti Valentine's Day Thought of the Day: Screw you
Cupid, I have cats!
Day Point to Ponder: If Love is blind, why is lingerie
Which day of the week creates the most alternative energy?
A. Winds Day.
What is an unanticipated result of a great Taco Tuesday?
A. Wet Fart Wednesday.
Why did the camel say about mid-week jokes at the office?
A. The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding
people who call it Hump Day.
Which kind of bread should you eat on Wednesdays?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
Which Wednesday is the all-time best of them all?
A. Wednesday Addams.
What is the best thing about February 14?
A. On February 15, all the chocolate goes on sale!
Day Dis: I kissed my prince and he turned into a frog.
Valentine's Day Poem: I'm not yours, you're not mine,
so would you be my Anti Valentine?
Day Moep: The roses are dead, the violets are wilted, it's
Valentine's Day, and I've been jilted.
Day Pick-Down Line: I won't be
giving you my heart today, but there's another organ you
may be interested in.
Day Truth: If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's
Day, just remember nobody loves you any other day of the