you realize that we are all time travelers, moving at 60
minutes per hour?
Why would an historian measure an old clock?
A. To understand the beginning and end of time.
Which type of clock is best if you don't like time on your
A. A pocket watch!
What is a belt wearing a watch?
A. A waist of time!
What time does a rooster wake up and visit the outhouse?
A. At the crap of dawn.
Why did the blonde toss her clock out the car window at
A. She wanted to see time travel fast.
When did clocks go digital?
A. In modern times.
How do you punish a naughty clock?
A. Put it in time-out.
Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window of her
A. She wanted to see time fly.
What time is it?
A. It's time to laugh!
Why are sun dials still so popular?
A. No batteries required!
What do you call it when your watchdog runs off?
A. Time travel.
Point to Ponder: Is it considered cruelty when people try
to beat the clock?
What did the clock say when its battery was finally replaced?
A. It's about time!
What is the biggest benefit of Daylight Saving Time?
A. Battery sales soar!
What time does a duck set his alarm clock to go off?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Travel One Liner: Time travels when you toss your watch
out of a moving vehicle.
What is Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower.
Which kitchen gadget does an alien chef use to bring back
herbs from the past?
A. A thyme machine.