you realize that we are all time travelers, moving at 60
minutes per hour?
Why would an historian measure an old clock?
A. To understand the beginning and end of time.
Which type of clock is best if you don't like time on your
A. A pocket watch!
What is a belt wearing a watch?
A. A waist of time!
What time is it?
A. It's time to laugh!
What time does a rooster wake up and visit the outhouse?
A. At the crap of dawn.
Why did the blonde toss her clock out the car window at
A. She wanted to see time travel fast.
Point to Ponder: Is it considered cruelty when people try
to beat the clock?
When did clocks go digital?
A. In modern times.
How do you punish a naughty clock?
A. Put it in time-out.
Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window of her
A. She wanted to see time fly.
What do you call it when your watchdog runs off?
A. Time travel.
What happened after the woman bought a new smart watch that
tracks her daily steps?
A. It was time to go.
Why did the fashion designer decide to stop making belts
out of watches?
A. 'Cause it was a waist of time.
Why did the blonde use her wall clock as a Frisbee?
A. 'Cause she wanted to see time fly.
What did the clock say when its battery was finally replaced?
A. It's about time!
What is the biggest benefit of Daylight Saving Time?
A. Battery sales soar!
What time does a duck set his alarm clock to go off?
A. At the quack of dawn!
Why are sun dials still so popular?
A. No batteries required!
Travel One Liner: Time travels when you toss your watch
out of a moving vehicle.
What is Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower.
clock repairmen never die. They just run out of time.
Which kitchen gadget does an alien chef use to bring back
herbs from the past?
A. A thyme machine.