| Q.
Which ocean habitat features ill-tempered residents that
like to argue?
A. A quarrel reef.
Q.
Which side of his ship does a pirate try to avoid?
A. The outside.
Q.
Why couldn't the crew of the pirate ship play cards?
A. Because ye captian was standing on deck.
Old
sailors never die. They just lose their porpoise.
Q.
How do vampires cross the seven seas?
A. In blood vessels.
Q.
Why did the pirate go on a vacation?
A. He needed some ARR and ARR!
High
Seas Hookup Line: If you
were mine, I would kiss your coral lips all day. |
Q.
What happened to the pirate who got a mast-ive concussion?
A. Now he's got ship for brains.
Q.
What did the sea say to the captain of the pirate ship?
A. Nothing. It just waved.
Q.
Do old sea captains ever die?
A. No, they just drift away.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Lady, I've
sailed the seven seas, and you're the sleekest schooner
I've ever sighted!
Q.
What is the name of Dracula's new ship?
A. The Blood Vessel.
Q.
What is a ghost pirate's favorite high seas beverage?
A. Boo Tea.
|
Q.
Where do zombies like to go boating?
A. The Dead Sea.
Q.
Where do the captains of the buccaneer ship line have meetings?
A. At Cor-pirate headquarters.
Q.
What do pirates on passing ships say to each other?
A. I sea you.
Old
yachtsmen never die. They just keel over.
Q.
Where does a seaman go when he has diarrrhea?
A. The poop deck.
Q.
What do you call a country that's obsessed by the sea?
A. Row-mania.
Sea
Captain Chat Up Line: Why
does your break say no when your heart says yes? |
