Q.
Which baseball team do buccaneers always root for?
A. Pittsburg Pirates!
Q.
Which football team do pirates always root for?
A. Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Q.
Why didn't the pirate tourist enjoy his seat at the Denver
Broncos game?
A. Because he was in the last row.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: I hope ye
like it clean matey, 'cause I'm about to swab your deck!
Q.
What did the pirate say when asked if he was happy to spot
land?
A. I shore am!
Q.
What type of body protection did medieval pirates wear?
A. A suit of aRRmor. |
Q.
What is Bluebeard's favorite song?
A. Doubloon Moon.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite part of a song?
A. The Hook.
Q.
Which key do most pirates sing in?
A. Sea Shark.
Q.
Where do pirates keep singing seahorses?
A. In a coral choral corral.
Q.
What do you call a group of rogue Canadians that sails the
sea, singing about looting and stealing?
A. 21 Pirates.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Aye wench,
come aboard, and I'll name me mast after ye.
Q.
Do old sea pirates ever die?
A. No, they just end up a drift.
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Q.
Where do pirates like to cook their steaks?
A. On the baRRRbecue.
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite green vegetable?
A. An aRRRtichoke.
Pick-Up
a Pirate Line: Aye, that's quite a cutlass ye have thar.
What ye need is a good scabbard.
Q.
How did pirates describe ocean conditions after the whole
crew took a dump?
A. Poop-sea.
Q.
Which type of music do pirates listen to?
A. Anything they want, 'cause they're not paying for it
anyway.
Q.
When pirates aren't aboard their schooner, which sailing
vessel do they embark on?
A. An aRRk. |