Hair Jokes, Haircut Humor, Barber Puns 2

Hair Stylist Jokes, Haircut Humor, Barber Puns
(Because Folicle Funs, Hairy Puns, and Cutting Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream at the Barbershop or Hair Salon!)

Q. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns? A. So that it doesn't hang So-Low!

Q. Why did Worf change his hair color? A. It was a good day to dye!

Q. What do you call it when you get a glamorous new hairdo? A. Tressed to Kill!

Q. How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog?
A. Put it in a man bun.

Hair Style Point to Ponder: Can you wear just one pigtail, or is that a boar?

Q. Which salon is frequented by flight engineers and rocket scientists?
A. Hair-O-Dynamics.

Q. Where do helicopter pilots get their hair cut?
A. At The Hair Port.

Q. What kind of facial hair does the hipster ghost at the haunted house have?
A. A soul patch.

Q. Why was the woman's hair so angry?
A. Because she was always teasing it!

Did you hear about the big fight at the barber shop? It was a very hairy situation.

Q. Which Boston barber shop lost so many customers that it had to close?
A. Jack the Clipper.

Q. Why did the blonde want to become a hair stylist?
A. For the fringe benefits.

Q. Which werewolf had the best makeup and hairstyling in 1981?
A. An American Werewolf in London.

Q. Where do police detectives get their hair cut?
A. At Sherlock Combs.

Q. Which three ways can a man wear his hair?
A. Parted, unparted, or departed.

Q. Why are barbers such good drivers?
A. Because they know all the short cuts.

Q. Why was it so hard to brush the heifer's hair?
A. She had a bad cow lick!

Q. What is one of the primary courses in cosmetology school?
A. Cutting class.

Did you hear about the frugal barber? He opened a shavings account!

Q. What does a witch use to keep her hair up? A. Scare spray!

Q. What do you call a pricey barber shop?
A. A clip joint.

Q. Where do barbers and hair stylixts hook up online?
A. Match dot comb.

Q. Where do lottery winners get their hair cut?
A. At Million Hairs.

Q. Where might you get a haircut and more in Las Vegas
A. The Best Little Hair House.

Q. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A. A receding hare line.

Q. How does a witch's black cat groom himself?
A. With a catacomb.

Q. What do you get if you cross a hair stylist and a werewolf?
A. A monster with an over-all perm.

Q. Where did the astrologer have her hair styled?
A. At Hair-o-scope.

Q. Where do horses get their hair done?
A. Maine.

Q. Why was the barber fired from his job at Great Clips?
A. 'Cause he just couldn't cut it any longer.

Q. Which online hookup site is for barbers interested in a menage a trois?
A. Three Part Harmony.

Hairy Point to Ponder: Are hair web sites hosted on mane frames?

Q. Which exclusive hair salon do compulsive shoppers steal away to at the mall?
A. Cliptomania.

Q. What do they call a bad haircut in Stockholm?
A. Swede sorrow.

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. Have you got anything to keep it in?
Doctor: How about a cardboard box?

Q. Which side of an Ewok has teh most hair? A. The Outside!

I didn't like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

Barber: Oops, sorry! I just cut your chim!. Vampire: It's ok, it's not my blood!

Q. Which bruin barber shop quartet singer sings the low notes?
A. The bear-i-tone.

Q. Why did the bee visit the barber shop?
A. He wanted a buzz cut.

Q. Why do bees have sticky hair?
A. Because they use honey combs.

Q. Which kind of insect wears a toupee?
A. An earwig.

Q. Where do rabbits get their hare cut?
A. American Hair Lines.

Q. Where does the Old Gray Mare get a haircut?
A. At Mane Advocates.

Q. Which barber shop does Bruce Willis visit in Hollywood?
A. Dye Hard.

Baldness Factoid: Comments about receding hair lines tend to wear a bit thin.

Q. Which barber shop do gamblers like best?
A. Heads You Win.

Q. Why did the cops question the barber again?
A. He had a knack for getting into hairy situations.

Q. Which exercise do hair stylists do at the gym?
A. Curls.

Q. Where do your in-laws get their hair done before dropping in?
A. Hair We Are.

Q. Where do actors get their hair styled?
A. At Combing Atrractions.

Hair Factoid: Bad hair is an un-combin' sight.

Q. How did the first barbers travel to the Americas?
A. On clipper ships.

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their color?
A. It matches their mustaches.

Q. How does a barber make phone calls?
A. He prefers to cut them short.

Did you know that sea captains don't like crew cuts?

Q. What is a great name for a barber? A. Les Offenbach!

Q. What did Shakespeare say about hair?
A. Toupee, or not toupee.

Q. What happened when armed robbers hit the corner barber shop?
A. It was a very hairy situation, but nobody wigged out.

Q. Why did the banana go to a hairdresser?
A. Because it had split ends!

Q. What did the manicurist call her booth at the salon?
A. A cuticle cubicle.

Q. What does a mouse's cousin use to paint her nails?
A. Shrew polish.

Q. Why doesn't the barber ever shave a man with a wooden leg?
A. Because he uses a razor.

Q. What is a barber's favorite vacation?
A. A cruise on a clipper ship.

Q. Which type of hair do oceans and seas have?
A. Wavy.

Q. How can you get permanent waves?
A. Stand a hair stylist in a bucket of cement.

Q. Which Native American girl had extremely tight locks of hair?
A. Curly Sioux.

Q. Where do Mafia goons get their hair cut?
A. The Godbarber.

Q. Where does the town crier get his hair cut?
A. At Comb One Comb All.

Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. What do you say to somebody who tells you to trim your eyebrows?
A. That's none of your bushiness!

Q. What happened when a guy told his wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high?
A. She looked surprised.

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