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Q. What did Mr Spock find in the toilet? A. A Little Shat!
Q. Why was Star Trek so successful? A. It had good Genes!
Data Asks: Have you rea the book, The Positronic Brain? It's by Anne Droid!
Spock Says: Star Trek Memes Are Illogical!
McCoy Says: Doctor's orders, Jim. Be a vulcan in the streets and a Klingon in the sheets!
Q. What happened when Yeoman Rand said there was a peephole in her cabin door? A. Captain Kirk promised t look into it!

 


Star Trek Jokes, Trekker Puns, Enterprise Humor
Boldly go explore final frontier humor, warped Star Trek puns, and spaced out jokes.

Star Trek Humor, Trekkie Jokes, Warped Puns
(Because Star Trek Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream for Trekkies or Trekkers)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Trekker Zone. Red Alert! Beam Me Up, Scotty!
| Star Trek | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | Original Series | 2 | 3 | Next Generation | 2 | 3 |
| Spock | 2 | Enterprise Captains | Ladies of Star Trek | Klingons | The Borg |

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dammin Jim! I'm a doctor, not a farmer! - Bones McCoy7 of 9 Star Trek Jokes Are Funny!Spock Says: Live long and prosper, and don't wear a red shirt!

Q. Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!

When Dr. McCoy finished his examination of Scotty, he said, "I can't find any reason for your stomach pains. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking." Mr. Scott replied, "In that case, I'll come back when you're sober."

Q. Why shouldn't you try to date Seven of Nine?
A. Because necking is futile.

Q. Why should you think twice about marrying Seven of Nine?
A. You'd have 999,999,999,777 in-laws!

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because seven ate nine.

Q. Does Spock appreciate deadly Vulcan puns?
A. He does understand the complex nature of lively jokes, but he just does not see the humor in it.

Q. What does Spock say about Vulcan jokes?
A. Fascinating!

Q. What's it called when two Enterprise officers have an argument?
A. Science Friction!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh My! – Mr SuluCaptain Kirk Says: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!Q. What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the hull? A. Capain, we are being hailed!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You redecorate your rec room to look like the Enterprise bridge.

Q. Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!

Q. Why didn't the bike cross the road?
A. It was too tired!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You learned how to successfully pick up women by studying Captain Kirk.

Q. Why is James T. Kirk a better captain than Jean-Luc Picard?
A. Kirk once fought a Greek god, and won!

Q. Where do Klingons shop for towels, small home appliances, and weapons?
A. Bed Bat'leth and Beyond.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You bring Klingon side dishes to pot luck gatherings.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your father looks a lot like a Klingon!

Q. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A. Spocktacles! Did you hear about the new uniform-making machine on the Enterprise? Picard told Riker to make it sew!Have you read the book, Chekov: The Navigator? It's byy: I. Kiptin

Q. What is Spock's most logical pick-up line?
A. Why shock her, if you can Spock her?

Q. What is Spock's favorite carpet sweeper slogan?
A. Never Hoover in a forest. Nature abhors a vacuum.

Q. How does Captain Picard like his women?
A. The same way he likes his tea: HOT!

Q. What does Captain Picard say at Christmas time?
A. Make It Snow!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
Your dog's name is Picard.

Mr. Spock: "A syzygy is three heavenly bodies lined up in a row. Give me an example."
Chekov: "Mudd's Women!"

Mr. Spock: "What is the formula for PI?"
Chekov: "Err, apple or cherry, sir?"

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Klingons are not afraid of the dark!Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A. He never forgets a phaser!Captain Picard Says: We have engaged the borg. The wedding is in two hours!

Q. Why do Klingons like Tribbles?
A. Tribbles make great earmuffs and cranial ridge warmers.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your bumper sticker reads: Don't laugh. My other vehicle is a Klingon Bird of Prey.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the end-all Star Trek series.

A Star Trek book never written: Go to Warp 9 by N. Gage

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you put the key in the ignition, you say, "Engage!"

Q. What did Captain Picard say while Data tried to fix the Marclosian Stitching Machine?
A. Make It Sew!

How Do You Know If You're a Trekker or a Trekkie?

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You can curse in Klingon, Cardassian, and Ferrengi.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You stand out in the Perseid Shower and say, "Another exploding Borg cube," every time you see a falling star.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You insist on calling your doctor "Bones." Or, you called your vet "Bones" and the name stuck!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
If you've ever thought to yourself, "Whoa, did that outfit get stuck in a pattern buffer?"

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Your friends are Trekkers, but you're still open to meeting Trekkies and other aliens, too.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You've accidentally closed a job search cover letter saying, "Live Long and Prosper."

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You only speak Klingon when you accidentally answer a robo call.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the end-all Star Trek series.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You didn't even question why these jokes are not about Trekkies!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You know the difference between Warp, Transwarp, and Slipstream drives. Duh!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You can actually tell the difference between a Romulan and a Vulcan.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you find yourself in a sticky situation, you say, "Scotty, Beam Me Up!"

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You've shown up to jury duty wearing your Star Trek uniform.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You fully appreciate the effects of synthehol, and you've tried to replicate some along with your home brewing.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
Your dog's name is Worf.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You scare away door-to-door solicitors by acting like a Gorn.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know the difference between "Live Long and Prosperly" and "Live Long and Prosper."

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. Nobody bats an eye when you say, "Make it so," during a business meeting.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You're afraid to wear a red shirt!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you put the key in the ignition, you say, "Engage!"

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
When you hear somebody say, "He's an enterprising young man," you look for his com badge.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
Your eldest son's middle name is Tiberius.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You decorate your rec room to look like the Enterprise bridge.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You want to change Siri's name to "Computer." And, you want to change Alexa's name to "Mudd's Women."

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A.
You're hoping your toddlers can use their college fund to go to Starfleet Academy.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You know the difference between "Live Long and Prosper" and "Nanu Nanu."

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