| Q.
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to replaced the bulb, and one to question why
everybody is laughing.
Q.
What does Mr. Spock say to Kirk when the crew changed the
light bulb on the first try?
A. You almost make me believe in luck.
Q.
What does Mr. Spock think about light bulb jokes?
A. It's a light Jim, but not as we know it.
Q.
What is Spock's brightest and most logical pick-up
line?
A. Why shock her, if you can Spock her? |
Q.
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. A Klingon would never be dishonored by allowing
another to assist in such a menial task.
Q.
How does Captain Kirk change a light bulb?
A. He gets Scotty to beam up.
Q.
How many Enterprise doctors does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor, not an electrician!
Q.
What did Bones McCoy say about the burned out light bulb?
A. It's dead, Jim!
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Q.
What does Luke Skywalker say about a burned out bulb?
A. Why would I a need a light bulb if I have a lightsaber?
Q.
Why does Darth Vader like Film Noir?
A. It's always on the dark side.
Q.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to say, "I sense darkness," and one
to change it.
Q.
How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb in
a life-threatening situation?
A. Just one. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of
the few. |
