Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You learned how to successfully pick up women by studying
Captain Kirk.
Q.
Why is James T. Kirk a better captain than Jean-Luc Picard?
A. 'Cause Captain Kirk once fought a Greek god, and won!
Q.
Why is Captain Kirk a better starship captain than Picard?
A. Captain Kirk's bridge is not beige.
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Q.
How do many nerdy Star Wars fans end up spending Valentine's
Day?
A. Hans, Solo.
Q.
Which sci-fi character always got sick after imbibing at
the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.
Q.
How is duct tape like the Force?
A. It has a Dark Side, a Light Side and it binds the galaxy
together.
Q.
Why do some sci-fi buffs consider the Legend of Zelda better
than Star Wars?
A. 'Cause it has triple the force.
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Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear
looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the
end-all Star Trek series.
Q.
What does Mr. Spock say when he gets the punch line of a
futuristic sci-fi light bulb joke?
A. It's a light Jim, but not as we know it.
Q.
Who wrote the face-paced science fiction handbook about
Star Trek titled, Go to Warp 9?
A. N. Gage. |