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Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!
When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning toward the dark side? A. In the Sith Grade!
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I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing" – Darth Vader

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(Because Dark Side Jokes and Sithy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Space inVader jokes and Darth Side puns ahead. I Have You Now!
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Q. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side? A. Vader Tots!Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!

Q. What did a sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A. I yam your father.

Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the Dark Side.

Q. Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?
A. 'Cause when they hid Luke and Leia from him, they took his Force kin.

Q. Why does Darth Vader always clean up in Las Vegas?
A. 'Cause he's got a deadly straight poker face.

Q. What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?
A. Oh Sith!

Q. Why did Anakin cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side!

Q. Which Star Wars Jedi just can't seem to calm down in stressful scenarios?
A. Panakin Skywalker.

Q. What do the Star Wars prop guys call a Darth Vader statue?
A. Mannequin Skywalker.

Q. Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!

Q. Why did Han Solo complain to the waiter about the Rootleaf Stew he was served?
A. Not only was it chewie, but it was on the dark side.

Q. Why does Darth Vader like Film Noir?
A. It's always on the dark side.

Darth Vader Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, come with me to the Dark Side, unless you prefer to do it with the lights on.

Q. What do you get if you cross a Sith lord with an elephant? A. An Elevader!Q. What o you call a Sith lord who likes to go fishing? A. Darth Wader!Q. What do you call a Sith rock star? A. Darth Vedder!

Q. Why can't a plant join the Dark Side?
A. Plants need light!

Q. What is the name of Darth Vader's corrupt brother?
A. Taxi Vader.

Q. What is every Star Wars fan's favorite classic video game?
A. Space inVaders.

Q. What do you call an evil procrastinator?
A. Darth Later.

Q. Which noxious gas does Darth Vader exhale with every breath?
A. Carbon Darkside.

Q. Why did the guy decide to have his Darth Vader-shaped mole looked at by a dermatologist?
A. Because it was a little on the dark side.

Q. What is Darth Vader's stage name when he plays his electric piano?
A. The Synth Lord.

Q. If Darth Vader was a Disney character, what song would he sing?
A. When You Wish Upon a Death Star.

Q. Who would be the winner in a fight between Batman and Darth Vader?
A. Chuck Norris.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!What do you call someone who doesn't like the Dark Side? A. Darth Hater!Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!

Q. Where is the best place to go shopping for a lightsaber?
A. The Darth Maul.

Q. What attracted Darth Vader to the Millenneum Falcon in the first place?
A. He found the lack of freight disturbing.

Q. Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
A. To find the hidden rebel bass.

Q. Which vehicle does Darth Vader drive while vacationing in Colorado?
A. Nissan Rogue.

Q. What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the Star Wars auction?
A. What is thy bidding, my master?

Q. What is the name of Darth Vader's sister?
A. Ella Vader.

Q. Which Star Wars character always got sick after imbibing at the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.

Q. How did young Darth Vader speed eat through his mask?
A. He was Force fed.

Q. What is Darth Vader's favorite sweet?
A. Dark Chocolate!

Q. How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
A. On the dark side.

Q. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for Father's Day?
A. The Darth Maul.

Q. Why did retailers pull all the Darth Vader toys off the shelves?
A. They're a choking hazard!

Q. What do you call a Sith lord that likes to swim? A. Darth Wader!Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!Q. What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A. Merry Sithmas!

Q. What is a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie?
A. The Umpire Strikes Back.

Q. Why was Darth Vader so bad at sports?
A. Because he always choked.

Q. Why won't Darth Vader ever change a light bulb?
A. Because he wants everybody to join the Dark Side.

Q. What is Darth Vader's least favorite beverage temperature?
A. Luke warm.

Q. What do you call five Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith-Kabob.

Q. What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer?
A. Time to get a new chronometer.

Q. How many Siths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Twelve. They'll form a council and make a decision that's clouded in darkness.

Q. Why didn't Darth Vader eat Ewoks?
A. He thought they were a little Chewie.

Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents!

Q. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A. To get to the dark side.

Q. Which musical instrument does Darth Vader play in the band?
A. The Rebel Bass.

Q. Which kind of motor oil does Darth Vader use while tooling around the streets of Denver on vacation?
A. Sithetic.

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