Q.
What did a sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A. I yam your father.
Q.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the Dark Side.
Q.
Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?
A. 'Cause when they hid Luke and Leia from him, they took
his Force kin.
Q.
Why does Darth Vader always clean up in Las Vegas?
A. 'Cause he's got a deadly straight poker face. |
Q.
What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his
father?
A. Oh Sith!
Q.
Why did Anakin cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side!
Q.
Which Star Wars Jedi just can't seem to calm down in stressful
scenarios?
A. Panakin Skywalker.
Q.
What do the Star Wars prop guys call a Darth Vader statue?
A. Mannequin Skywalker.
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Q.
Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!
Q.
Why did Han Solo complain to the waiter about the Rootleaf
Stew he was served?
A. Not only was it chewie, but it was on the dark side.
Q.
Why does Darth Vader like Film Noir?
A. It's always on the dark side.
Darth
Vader Pick-Up Line: Hey
babe, come with me to the Dark Side, unless you prefer to
do it with the lights on. |