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Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!
When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning toward the dark side? A. In the Sith Grade!
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"
I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing" – Darth Vader

Darth Vader Jokes, Dark Side Humor, Sith Puns
(Because Dark Side Jokes Could Never Be Too Mainstream for Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker)
Warning: Proceed at your own risk. Darth Side Puns Ahead. I Have You Now!
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Q. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side? A. Vader Tots!Q. What happens when Anakin Skywalker grills you a burger? A. It's a little on the dark side!Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!

Q. What did a sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?
A. I yam your father.

Q. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A. On the Dark Side

Q. What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?
A. Oh Sith!

Q. Why did Anakin cross the road?
A. To get to the Dark Side!

Q. Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!

Q. Why does Darth Vader like Film Noir?
A. It's always on the dark side.

Q. What do you get if you cross a Sith lord with an elephant? A. An Elevader!Q. What o you call a Sith lord who likes to go fishing? A. Darth Wader!Q. What do you call a Sith rock star? A. Darth Vedder!

Q. Why can't a plant join the Dark Side?
A. Plants need light!

Q. What do you call an evil procrastinator?
A.
Darth Later

Q. If Darth Vader was a Disney character, what song would he sing?
A. When You Wish Upon a Death Star

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!What do you call someone who doesn't like the Dark Side? A. Darth Hater!Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!

Q. Where is the best place to go shopping for a lightsaber?
A. The Darth Maul

Q. Why did Darth Vader go to the music store?
A. To find the hidden rebel bass.

Q. What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the Star Wars auction?
A.
What is thy bidding, my master?

Q. What is the name of Darth Vader's sister?
A. Ella Vader

Q. What is Darth Vader's favorite sweet?
A. Dark Chocolate!

Q. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for Father's Day?
A. The Darth Maul

Q. What do you call a Sith lord that likes to swim? A. Darth Wader!Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!Q. What did Emperor Palpatine say to Darth Vader? A. Merry Sithmas!

Q. What is a baseball player's least favorite Star Wars movie?
A. The Umpire Strikes Back

Q. Why was Darth Vader so bad at sports?
A. Because he always choked.

Q. What do you call five Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith-Kabob

Q. What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer?
A. Time to get a new chronometer.

Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
A. He felt his presents!

Q. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A. To get to the dark side

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