| Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can actually tell the difference between a Romulan
light bulb and a Vulcan light bulb.
Q.
How many Red Shirts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. At least two. One to replace the bulb, and at least one
to be killed off in the dark.
Q.
How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends how many lights you see.
Q.
How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Captain, the bulb has to want to change first... |
Q.
Where do United Federation electricians get their light
bulb supplies?
A. At Ohm Depot.
Q.
How many Star Fleet officers does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. The Prime Directive won't allow that sort of interference
with the light bulb's natural evolution.
Q.
What does Scotty do when there's a burned out light bulb?
A. He switches to auxillary power.
Q.
What does Uhura say when there's a burned out light bulb?
A. Captain, should I hail Home Depot? |
Q.
How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change
a light bulb?
A. Seriously human? Wouldn't you rather have a super nova?
Q.
How many crewmen aboard Star Trek Voyager are capable of
changing a light bulb?
A. Seven of Nine.
Q.
How many Federation admirals does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. That bulb had better be replaced before an admiral
notices it's burned out.
Q.
How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Darmock, cast into darkness. Temba, his arms wide
open. Bring on the light of day. |
