How do you know you're a true Trekkie and not a Trekker?
A. You learned how to successfully pick up women by studying
Why is James T. Kirk still the best Star Trek captain of
A. Captain Kirk once fought a Greek god, and won!
What did the Enterprise replicator say to Captain James
Tiberius Kirk when he ordered coffee?
A. Beam me up, biscotti!
How does Captain Kirk change a light bulb?
A. He gets Scotty to beam up.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You're afraid to wear a red shirt!
Why didn't the Enterprise's red shirt chicken cross the
A. She had a few lines in upcoming episodes.
How many Red Shirts does it take to change a light bulb?
A. At least two. One to replace the bulb, and at least one
to be killed off in the dark.
Which red shirt is a good loser?
A. The junior officer playing 3-D chess with his captain.
Red Shirt and a Strom Trooper get into a fire fight in a
hallway. The Storm Trooper missed every shot, but the Red
Shirt died anyway.
Why did the skeleton chicken cross the Star Trek road?
A. She heard Bones McCoy was on the other side!
Dr. McCoy finished his examination of Scotty, he said, "I
can't find any reason for your stomach pains. Frankly, I
think it's due to drinking." Mr. Scott replied, "In
that case, I'll come back when you're sober."
How many Enterprise doctors does it take to change a light
A. Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor, not an electrician!
Which kind of beer do Star Trek TOS and TNG fans prefer?
A. Dos Trekkies.