is illogical to read in the bathroom, unless it's a 1930s
Sears catalog in an outhouse. – Spock Blooper Reel
What do you call a classic sci-fi TV episode that's dedicated
to past flatulence?
A. A gassy montage.
How did Pavel Chekov ask for directions to the nearest space
A. Course heading, Captain? To which Kirk replied, "Second
star to the right and straight on 'til morning."
What did Doctor McCoy call the diarrhea outbreak on the
A. Star Trek Reruns!
What did Scotty say about the loo on NCC-1701?
A. Aye, Captain. She's fully automated!
Why aren't Romulan bathrooms malodorous?
A. Romulans use cloaking devices! (Plus, they always put
the toilet seat down to further contain the stench of this
What happened when Troi reported a peephole in the bathroom
door in her quarters?
A. Riker is still looking into it.
Why is constipation less painful aboard the Enterprise D?
A. Because Deanna Troi can feel your pain.
Why did the Star Trek NG plumber insist on personally using
every new toilet he installs?
A. Because he wants to boldly go where no one has gone
Funny Science Fiction Toilet Trivia: In Star Trek, there
is no such thing as a little Shat!
Which part of a science fiction trilogy is always a real
A. Da Turd Part!
Why didn't the Star Trek brand of toilet paper ever take
A. Actually it did, but it went where no man has gone before,
making it moot!
What did Uhuru say when the Enterprise was contacted by
toxic alien farts?
A. Captain, we're we're being ex-hailed!
What did the Klingon turd say to the Romulan fart?
A. That last one really blew me away!