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Body Jokes, Nudist Humor, Bod Puns
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Proceed Cautiously Kicking bod jokes, hardbody humor, and human
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| Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Inner Body Puns,
Back Jokes | Butt Jokes, Bad Ass Pun
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| Male Body Jokes | Female
Body Humor | Chest Jokes, Pec Puns,
Breast LOLs | Belly Laughs |
| Head Humor | Face
Jokes | Ear Puns | Nose
Jokes | Mouth Laughs | Neck
Puns | Eye Jokes |
| Hand Jokes, Finger Puns | Leg
Jokes | Foot Jokes | Heart
Humor | Ear, Nose, Throat Humor
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Q.
What is the creepiest thing about joggers?
A. They're always the ones who discover the dead body.
A
guy tossed a penny down the well and made a wish …
that the police would never find Penny's body.
Gym
Confession: Sometimes, I look like I'm working out, but
I'm actually using every muscle in by body to keep from
farting. |
Hot
Body Fact of the Day: Did you realize that Dr. Frankenstein
was actually the first bodybuilder?
Hot
Body Pick-Up Line: Hey
baby, going to a sculpture class won't even get you this
chiseled.
Funny
Fitness Factoid: Most of the men and women at the gym are
working toward one goal: The Perfect Female Body!
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Doctor:
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body?
Blonde Nurse: Shhhh. There's a pack of hungry dogs outside!
Fitness
Philosophy Failure: I've accepted the fact that being cremated
is the only way I'll ever have a smokin' hot body.
Police
Department Groan of the Day: If I knew I was getting a full-body
search, I would have waxed. |
Bodybuilder
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
did you get that body at McDonald's? 'Cause of that Big
Mac, my macros are all over the place.
Sick
Pick-Up Line: Hey hot girl,
are you a virus? 'Cause you're having an effect on my whole
body.
Did
you hear about the bodybuilder who took part in the sun
tanning event at the Olympics? He only got the bronze. |
A
head walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "What
do you have that's full-bodied?"
Q.
What does a mommy cannibal say to the kids at dinner time?
A. Don't talk with somebody in your mouth.
Gym
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking!
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Bodybuilder
Point to Ponder: Why don't some people exercise their mind
as much as they exercise their body?
Did
you hear about the guy whose whole left side of the body
was cut off? He's all right now!
Police
Pick-Up Line: I'm from
the FBI, Fine Body Investigations, and I'm going to have
to ask you to assume the position. |
My
body is not a temple ... It is a microbrewery with legs.
Q.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her
boyfriend's ski parka?
A. She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Q.
Where do body-concious space aliens go for a good workout
on Earth?
A. Planet Fitness. |
A
truck carrying red wine vinegar collided with an olive oil
truck at the nudist camp. First responders reported everyone
there was well dressed.
Q.
What do you call a naked fish?
A. A barracuda.
Q.
What do the cops call a person who has been debriefed?
A. Nudist.
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Q. How did the bodybuilder know he was finally the hottest
guy at the gym?
A. He had a fever of 102º.
Q.
Why did a girl ghost go on a diet?
A. She wanted to keep her ghoulish figure.
A
skunk ambles into Wynkoop Brewing Company in LoDo Denver
and asks the beer-tender, "Hey, where did everybody
go?" |
Q. What do you call a beer drinker without a six-pack?
A. Beer belly.
Police
Pick-Up Line: No Officer,
I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by the amazing six-pack
under your vest.
Six-pack
abs are cool and all, but have you tried craft beer?
Bodybuilder
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
are you thirsty? 'Cause I've got a six-pack right here.
Q.
Which rapper has small abdominal muscles?
A. 2Pac.
Q.
What is it called when your body is sore and achy at work
all the time?
A. Aching out a living. |
Q.
When the rooster went on a workout regimen, what was his
result?
A. Good pecks.
Q.
What do chickens work on at the gym?
A. Their pecks!
Bodybuilder
Tip of the Day: Before every workout, always warm up with
at least 10 reps of hot body selfies to both Facebook and
Twitter.
Q.
What is an eco-friendly body?
A. It has a little waist.
Q.
What do you call a fitness center that's dirty and smells
like body odor and sweaty socks?
A. Gym-nasty-um.
Nurse
Pick Up Line: Hey big guy,
I can feel every pulse in your body.
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Bodybuilder
Joke of the Day: Gymnasium means naked exercise
in ancient Greek. But don't try that line on the health
club receptionist, unless you've seen an ode to her on an
urn!
Q.
What do you call a snake that's not wearing clothes?
A. Snaked!
Q.
Which Aussies were the first to concentrate on working out
their ab muscles?
A. The native Ab-Originals.
Q.
What do you call it when o
medical instrument is used on a swollen red mark on your
body?
A. Welt management.
Q.
Where are most fish found?
A. Between the head and the tail. |
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Body Jokes | Human
Anatomy Jokes | Inner Body Puns,
Back Jokes | Butt Jokes, Bad Ass Pun
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| Male Body Humor, Penis Puns, Viagra Jokes
| Female Body Humor, Breast Jokes, PMS
Puns |
| Head Jokes, Noggin Puns | Chest
Jokes, Breat Puns | Heart Humor
| Belly Laughs, Gut Humor |
| Face Jokes | Neck
Jokes, Throat Puns | Mouth Jokes,
Tongue Puns, Lip Laughs | Eye
Jokes |
| Ear Jokes, Hearing Humor, Deaf Puns
| Nose Jokes, Boogar Puns | Ear,
Nose, Throat Humor |
| Hand Jokes, Finger Puns, Arm Humor
| Leg Jokes and Knee Puns | Feet
Puns and Foot Jokes |
| Sick Puns, Medical Jokes | Doctor
Jokes | Surgery Cut-Ups | Proctology
Jokes | Urology Jokes |
| Head Shrinker Jokes | Dentist
Jokes | Eye Doctor Jokes | Manly
Man Jokes | Women Jokes
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