PMS jokes are not funny, period.
Q.
Have you heard about the new radio station WPMS?
A. They play three weeks of blues and one week of ragtime.
Sick,
Sick Hookup Line: Hey girl,
playing Doctor is for kids. Let's go back to my
place and play Gynecologist.
Q.
What happens when you cross a gynecologist drinking Pabst
Blue Ribbon beer and a sexy blonde drinking Smirnoff vodka?
A. A Pabst Smir!
Q.
What do a near-sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
A. Wet noses.
Q.
Which musical instrument does the uterus play?
A. A fallopian tuba.
Q.
What's even worse than a sick gopher on your piano?
A. A diseased beaver on your organ!
Police
Pick-Up Line: I'm not here
to bust you. I'm here for your bust.
Q.
What is the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's
baton?
A. One is used for cunning stunts...
Q.
What do you say to a woman who just won't stop bragging
about her long lashes?
A. Put eyelid on it. |
Q.
What do you call a hot blonde time traveler who's late?
A. Pregnant. Duh!
Frantic
Guy on the Phone: My wife is in labor. Her contractions
are two minutes apart!
Nurse: Is this her first child?
Frantic Guy: No, you idiot. This is her husband!
Q.
What happened when two obstetricians opened a new practice
together?
A. They joined the labor market.
Q.
How can a pregnant woman tell she's carrying a future policeman?
A. She has uncontrollable cravings for pork.
Patient:
I don't know which is worse, having a tooth pulled or having
a baby.
Dentist: Well, make up your mind because I'll have to adjust
the chair.
Q.
Which hospital unit has the most up-to-date equipment?
A. The modernity ward!
Wild
Pun of the Day: A young doe gave birth for the first time
and knew exactly what to do thanks to her Mother Nature.
Q.
What is it called when a proctologist gives her sister an
exam?
A. Analysis.
Q.
Why is having baby a lot of work?
A. Because it's labor intensive.
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Q.
How much does male to female gender reassignment surgery
cost?
A. Almost a third of your salary.
Q.
What do frozen beer, burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have
in common?
A. Some guy forgot to take it out in time!
A
woman tells her doctor she wants a hysterectomy. The doc
asks, "Why Mrs. Robinson, you're 70 years old?" She replies,
"I don't want any grandchildren!"
Feline
Fine Pick-Up Line: Hey Kit, they call me the cat whisperer,
'cause I know exactly what a pussy needs.
Briar
Patch Pick-Up Line: Hey
Bunny, if I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
Backyard
Fauna Come-On: Hey baby,
I wish you and I were squirrels, so I could bust a nut in
your hole.
Police
Pick-Up Line: Hey Blue
Man, I hear cops like a big bust.
Fishy
Pick-Up Line: Hey Wanda,
tonight I'd like to take a dip in your pond.
Q.
What was the woman who was expecting twins feeling?
A. Everything she expected two.
Pick-Up
a Trombonist Line: Hey big guy, wanna grease my slide?
Clarinet
Player Pick-Up Line: Babe,
the reed isn't the only thing I can get wet. |