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Q. Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween? A. It dampens their spirits!
Q. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? A. Wrap music!
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| Sasquatch | 2 | Skeleton | 2 | Vampire | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Blood | 2 |
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Q. What does a witch use to keep her hair up? A. Scare spray!Hellish Humor: I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.Q. Which is the most important subject in witch school? A. Spelling!

Q. How do you make a witch itch?
A.
Take away her W.

Q. Why did the witches lose the baseball game?
A. Their bats all flew away.

Q. What kind of makeup do witches wear?
A. Ma-scare-a

Q. What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
A. One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!

Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A Broom Closet.

Q. What do you get if you cross a witch and a blizzard?
A. A cold spell!

Q. What do you call two witches who share an apartment?
A.
Broom mates!

Q. What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A. A sour puss.

Q. What do you call a witch who landed in poison ivy?
A. An Itchy Witchy

Witch Says: Happy Curse Day!Q. What do moms dress up as on Halloween? A. Mummies!Q. What do you eat for lunch on a haunted beach? A. A Sand-Witch!

Q. What is the problem with twin witches?
A.
It's hard to tell which is witch.

Q. What happened to the naughty witch at school?
A. She was ex-spelled.

Q. What does a witch ask for at a hotel?
A. Broom service.

Q. What is a witch's favorite fitness slogan?
A. Burn Calories, Not Witches!

Q. What do witches do when they're tired?
A. They sit down for a spell.

Q. What bedtime story do little witches like?
A. Ghoul-di-locks and the three scares.

Q. What do witches race on?
A.
Vroomsticks!

Q. Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
A. They're afraid they'll fly off the handle!

Q. What is the name of a witch with only one leg?
A. Eileen

Q. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? A. It raises their spirits!Q. What do you get if you cross a witch with sand? A. A sandwich!Q. Which plant likes Halloween the most? A. Bam-Boo!

Q. What's worse than being a 600-pound witch on Halloween?
A. Being her broom.

Q. Which online resource do witches use often?
A. Wicca Pedia

Q. What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
A. Charm bracelets

Q. What do you call a witch who likes the beach, but is afraid of water?
A. A chicken sand-witch.

Q. How does a scary hag tell time?
A.
She looks at her witch watch.

Q. What is a witch's favorite part of school?
A. The spelling bee.

Witch tip of the day: Nobody likes spoiled children, so be sure to use airtight containers.

Q. What hobby do witches enjoy in their spare time?
A. Witch Crafts

Q. Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
A. Hex Support!

Q. Why are witches great computer programmers?
A. Because they always recurse.

Q. Why did a witch keep turning into Minnie Mouse?
A. She was having Disney spells.

Q. Why did the witch toss her broom into the washing machine?
A. She wanted to make a clean sweep.

Q. Why did the monster's mother knit hm three socks for Halloween? A. He grew another foot!Q. Why do ghosts maek good cheerleaders? A. Because they have a lot of spirit!Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bam-Boo!

Q. Why did the witch travel on a broom?
A. The battery on her rechargeable vacuum cleaner was dead.

Q. How are witches and candles alike?
A. They're both wicked.

Q. What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A. She witch-hiked.

Q. Why don't witches wear flat hats?
A. They see no point to it.

Q. What do you call a witch at the beach?
A. A Sand Witch!

Q. What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A. You can't make broomstick pie.

Q. What do you call an anxious witch?
A. Twitch

Q. What kind of tests are witches given in school?
A. Hex-aminations

Q. What happens to a witch who doesn't travel well?
A. She gets broom sick.

Q. Why do witches wear name tags?
A. To tell which is witch.

Q. What do you call a witch that wins the lottery?
A. Wrich

Q. Why do witches only ride their brooms at night?
A. Because that's the best time to go to sweep.

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